Pacman, pacman packing away dots
              Ghostmen, ghostmen making pacman the spot.
              Chase around, chase around
                   through the maze on the screen,
              Trippin' up, runnin' stoned
                   it's really quite a scene.

              Pacman, pacman packing away dots
              Watchout, watchout there's a fifth spot.
              Hassle here, hassle there
                   what's it all about,
              Potheads, hotheads
                   they really pac-a loud shout.

              Pacman, pacman packing away dots
              Fifthman, fifthman putting pacman on the spot.
              Ghostmen, ghostmen
                   come help the PACMAN out
              Ghostmen, ghostmen
                   why you hiding out?

              Ghostmen, ghostmen always on the run
              Hiding here, hiding there
                   only coming out when we're having fun.
              Causing trouble, causing trouble
                   cause you can't keep your cool
              Acting out, acting in
                   cause you think reality's not cool.

              Pacman, pacman packed away dots
              Ghostmen, ghostmen left PACMAN on the spot.
              Chased around, chased around
                   through the maze on the screen
              Trippin up, runnin' stoned
                   it was really quite a scene.