Back at School - Fun with Herb and Jeff


Back in school it was time for regents, and once they were done, all that was left was for the teachers to pack up their books and other supplies for the summer break. Bumping into Herb one morning in the hall he told me about a teacher that he and Luis were helping to store books, and asked me if I wanted to help as well. For their assistance they were promised pizza and soda for lunch, and seeing that this was indeed a good cause, I joined into the fray.

In between book loads, Herb and I would push the cart down the hall, taking turns at riding it. At one point Herb got the idea of lying on his stomach on the lowest shelf so that he could "fly" like Superman. We did this for a several times, but were eventually stopped by one of the teachers on the fourth floor on the side of the building where the science classes met.

After picking up the few remaining science and social studies textbooks, we rolled the cart back through the fourth floor lunchroom to the other side of the building and "flew" some more. Once done, we rolled them to the elevator, and rode down to the basement. In dropping off our final load of books we were given our well earned reward: several pizza pies and numerous two liter bottles of soda. Herb and I mixed Coke with Orange Slice, and we all had a meal that was fit for kings. (Of course I was King Conan, and not King Osric.)

At one point during our meal one of the guys noticed a stack of red, white and blue covered paperback books titled, "We Reach the Moon." Each volume proclaimed that they were a "New York Times Special Edition," and there was no cover price to indicate that they had ever been for sale. Skimming through one of the copies I noticed that it was a book about the first United States moon landing. The book contained numerous photos of the original astronauts, and the different stages of our involvement in space exploration. Mister Ellman, the teacher we were helping, told us we each could take a copy. Of course, in our boyish exuberance, and "true" quest for knowledge, we all took several books each. These extra copies would be passed on to the more attractive of the female students that we were sure we'd encounter later as we wandered through the halls after lunch. Despite the inquisitive looks I got in offering these gifts, it was somewhat impressive gesture.

After we'd filled ourselves near to bursting, we left, "thanking" the teacher for the food, and being thanked for our efforts in return. Later, after I had handed out several copies of the book, while Herb and I were passing a second floor classroom, I noticed the girl I used to see going to her gymnastics class. During the school year, while we waited to be let into the weight training room, we'd watch the girls go by. I had seen this particular girl several times, yet had never gotten up the courage, to introduce myself to her. Once past the classroom I told Herb of my discovery, and before you could say "Crom" he was in the room. As he walked in and approached her, he effortlessly asked (in a tone rivaling that of Thulsa Doom1s) "Do you collect comic books?" As I looked at her desk I noticed she had an open issue of the Swamp Thing comic book in her hands. I "suavely" laughed at my friend's (ultimately successful) attempt at humor, and told her that he was "just kidding." Herb took his cue to split, and I sat down across from her, in the next row of seats, in order to complete my newfound mission.

As we talked she told me that her name was Angela and I discovered that she (gasp!!!) lived a mere block away from me, on Bainbridge Avenue. She also told me that she would be moving to a new apartment in a mere three days. Did the balloon burst right then? Not at all. While I was barely able to mask my disappointment, I still managed to carry on my end of the conversation. I offered her a copy of "We Reach the Moon" playfully, in all mock earnestness, exhorting it's virtues, and she accepted it. This hurdle overcome, we talked some more until she decided that it was time for her to leave for home.

While extremely disappointed at our conversation being cut short, I was still somewhat relieved that I could go back to being my calm, relaxed self, and think this first meeting through. I gallantly walk offered to walk her to the bus stop, and she allowed me to. As we walked downstairs together we talked, and once at her destination I waited with her until the bus arrived. We said goodbye to each other, and I watched the bus recede into the distance. Barely able to contain myself, I ran back to school to tell Herb of my conversation with this goddess in human form.
I tracked Herb down and told him of my all-to-brief talk with Angela. Impressed with the fact that she had lived so close to my home, yet by some cruel twist of fate I had never met her up until that time, he seemed glad that he'd helped me to finally meet this elusive and extremely beautiful young girl. As we left school, each of us still in possession of at least one copy of the sacred "Moon" tome, at the corner we shook hands and went our separate ways. Arriving home, still highly elated at my finally having met with Angela, I vowed that I would see her again. The only monkey wrench in my plans was her moving in three days. In addition, now that school was now out until the following week's regents, and final, examinations I wasn1t exactly certain as to how I would see her again. Only time would tell...


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