what's left of Stallio!'s old guestbook

da gizzest-book of izzages past

Total: 13 guests
Name: dave, just dave.
Website: It's just a page, really.
Referred by: From Geocities
From: Hell, er, that's cape.
Time: 1996-12-28 01:26:00
Comments: Sure, fine, whatever.

Name: bananabuttpie
Website:
Referred by: Word of Mouth
From: cape girardeau, mo
Time: 1996-12-17 21:51:00
Comments: i am happy that mr. feedback showed me this. i've missed reading your poetry.

Name: fartpie @ graveyard
Website: the entire Feedback family, including fetus feedback
Referred by: Advertisment/Brochure
From: obviously not from stalliong's imagination.
Time: 1996-12-17 21:49:00
Comments: dear stalliong, i finally found this place again, no thanks to you! i don't know what the banana is with the censure of my previous signature ...not that i don't care about nothing, not that i have been deliberately avoiding any social and/or computational situations without my sorry sleeping soon to be along for the time of a life, now, back to the banana. i was feeling rather befuddled when i slipped into your "pomez" please. stop this grew giant size, unexpected quite slickly and stenchly came from the big mouth. ben berg, 1976-1996. the mind like an ice berg or in cases like this, the mind like a ben berg. with bloody little lies and less lettuce.

Name: ellesuli
Website: A silly page from a tortured mind
Referred by: From Geocities
From: I am from the frigid land of the north. I come from Cochrane, Alberta, Canada. Funny to think that we're neighbors.
Time: 1996-12-10 14:04:00
Comments: Yes, I have come. I have seen. And soon I will retreat into the shadows. My homepage is quite lame, and that is the reason for my "tortured mind". Alas, my computer capabilities do not match my artistic whimsy. Your page is NEAT and your poetry makes me giggle. How's that for a comment?

Name: Alison Waugh
Website: Alison's Web Page (exciting, I know!)
Referred by: Word of Mouth
From: Indianapolis
Time: 1996-11-19 13:28:00
Comments: Hi Ben, remember me? I was looking at Paul's page and decided to visit yours. Hope life is swell. See ya. Alison

Name: colorblind the pirate
Website: colorblind/hyperfiction
Referred by: Just Surfed On In!
From: the bed of satan
Time: 1996-11-13 06:30:00
Comments: what the fuck happened to all yoru guests? it says they were dumped to tape. jeezus what an awful fate. what i want to know is, where are these tapes? i mean, do they just keep them somewhere in the building, or do they toss them? why would they even bother saving them to tape if they're never going to put the stuff up again? so somebdy can go back and look through seventeen million guests and try to find the one they're looking for among the multitudes? what a fucking waste.

Name: jeff
Website:
Referred by: Word of Mouth
From: cape garage door
Time: 1997-03-05 22:59:00
Comments: hey ben, whatsup?.. stay away from towers complex!.. its evil

Name: Geraldo Rivera
Website: Me, and how I came into this world and made a big difference
Referred by: Net Search
From: My mansion
Time: 1997-02-18 04:56:00
Comments: want my signature? send $19.99 with sheet of paper to Jerry Rivers 129 N. Plumer Tucson, AZ 85705

Name: Gæbriel
Website: GÆBRIEL's Sanctuary
Referred by: Word of Mouth
From: Seeeeemo
Time: 1997-02-16 15:37:00
Comments: stAllio!:
Isn't the heart dividers enough to make you hæte everything to do with Feb. 14?

Name: Deaf Boy
Website: Goddamnit! For the last time, I don't have one!
Referred by: Word of Mouth
From: My Father.
Time: 1997-02-10 11:13:00
Comments: Well, I finally got around to visiting. It's a nice web page (as nice as evil can be). And I still say that I prognosticated your 2" man in mouth poem before you ever wrote it. Damnit, I DO remember you making me read it!

Name: Ellesuli
Website: I'll be damned if I know!
Referred by: From Geocities
From: Hey man, I'm your next door neighbor in geocities but I come from way the hell up north, from the land of apathy, Canada.
Time: 1997-02-03 11:43:00
Comments: I dig your crazy stuff. If only your genius could leak over to me in 9025. (Have I kissed your ass enough?) Come visit me sometime. I won't bite unless you want me to.

Name: Gaebriel
Website: Gabriel's Sanctuary
Referred by: Word of Mouth
From: Cape Girrrrrrrrardeau, MO
Time: 1997-01-30 19:45:00
Comments: Nope. Just following suggestions from CONF EVIL. Do HTML tags work, I wonder? Hmmm.

Name: Stallio! the Mad
Website: as good as hitting the back button
Referred by: Just Surfed On In!
From:
Time: 1997-01-22 19:46:00
Comments: okay, this damn server keeps dumping my old guestbook messages to tape. it's not me. i thought they said they'd give them back, but they just take more away. i'm sorry, just keep re-signing or something.

Total: 13 guests


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