Paperclip Poems

Paperclip poems are short

Lickerish

a long red stick
of cherry essence
on my plate
is my entree


Mass Communication

shut up,
we're praying


chachacha

i woke to find
some angels dancing
on my shoelace
and i say fuck them


Big Taste

we were sailing
the ocean
on a twenty foot cracker
but it got soggy
and sank


Humble Origins

i was formed from sex
and sex shall be
my undoing


Apollo 13

my dream
is to fuck
the moon!


Apollo 11

when i die
i will rise up
to the holy holy hole
and you will nevR
know what hit you!


Chef Boyardee Motto:

If they make it,
we make it
in a can


A Dream

I held the moon
in my hand
and kissed it;
it tasted like
dust.


Goat Estoat

i say that Fate
can suck my dick


Everybodyonthis

block is askin' me
why i ain't got coffee
but i just want beans
so damn much!


Eloquence

it's cool to be
eloquent
and stuff


Bah Humbug, Baby!

Santa
gets all the chicks.


Dr. Leary, General Practitioner

there should be hallucinogens
to help me make sense of women,
'cause then i could get
all strung-out on the shit
and get dates while i'm still livin'


Carnation Instant Sex-Life

it comes in a packet
with a disclaimer thus:

if you try this product
and it don't work,
well,
you're ugly


New Insight

Jack Sprat could eat no fat,
his wife could eat no lean.
and since she was heavy,
and he was so thin,
oral sex was out!


gangsta muthafukka teach me how to fly

when you put yo han's in the aia
and wave 'em lahk ya just don' caia
izzat how ya take off
o' ha ya laiand?


¿Coitus? (Remix 96)

coitus, coitus, everywhere
and not a drop for me


One Line Poem from Hell!

do evil stuff 2 everyone everywhere & satan says "hi"


love foam

I think you know
what I'm talking about.


love poem

on the planet J'boo
there is no such thing
as Love,
but they also don't have
Christianity,
so it evens out.


love poem

when you get down
to the brass tacks,
you're being too kinky.


love poem

love is like motor
oil stuck to your
shoe


The Mark of a True Poet

exact opposite of
Cain's


Someone Said

someone said this poem would suck
and now I think he's right
too bad that spaceship captured him
and soared off in the night.


Living Arrangements

I could live
between your breasts
if there were room.


Oedipus

Original
motherfucker


Efuckingvil

I wish you weren't
so efuckingvil,
because it alienates you
from most
peofuckingple.


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