Paperclip Poems
Paperclip poems are short
Lickerish
a long red stick
of cherry essence
on my plate
is my entree
Mass Communication
shut up,
we're praying
chachacha
i woke to find
some angels dancing
on my shoelace
and i say fuck them
Big Taste
we were sailing
the ocean
on a twenty foot cracker
but it got soggy
and sank
Humble Origins
i was formed from sex
and sex shall be
my undoing
Apollo 13
my dream
is to fuck
the moon!
Apollo 11
when i die
i will rise up
to the holy holy hole
and you will nevR
know what hit you!
Chef Boyardee Motto:
If they make it,
we make it
in a can
A Dream
I held the moon
in my hand
and kissed it;
it tasted like
dust.
Goat Estoat
i say that Fate
can suck my dick
Everybodyonthis
block is askin' me
why i ain't got coffee
but i just want beans
so damn much!
Eloquence
it's cool to be
eloquent
and stuff
Bah Humbug, Baby!
Santa
gets all the chicks.
Dr. Leary, General Practitioner
there should be hallucinogens
to help me make sense of women,
'cause then i could get
all strung-out on the shit
and get dates while i'm still livin'
Carnation Instant Sex-Life
it comes in a packet
with a disclaimer thus:
if you try this product
and it don't work,
well,
you're ugly
New Insight
Jack Sprat could eat no fat,
his wife could eat no lean.
and since she was heavy,
and he was so thin,
oral sex was out!
gangsta muthafukka teach me how to fly
when you put yo han's in the aia
and wave 'em lahk ya just don' caia
izzat how ya take off
o' ha ya laiand?
¿Coitus? (Remix 96)
coitus, coitus, everywhere
and not a drop for me
One Line Poem from Hell!
do evil stuff 2 everyone everywhere & satan says "hi"
love foam
I think you know
what I'm talking about.
love poem
on the planet J'boo
there is no such thing
as Love,
but they also don't have
Christianity,
so it evens out.
love poem
when you get down
to the brass tacks,
you're being too kinky.
love poem
love is like motor
oil stuck to your
shoe
The Mark of a True Poet
exact opposite of
Cain's
Someone Said
someone said this poem would suck
and now I think he's right
too bad that spaceship captured him
and soared off in the night.
Living Arrangements
I could live
between your breasts
if there were room.
Oedipus
Original
motherfucker
Efuckingvil
I wish you weren't
so efuckingvil,
because it alienates you
from most
peofuckingple.
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