i was about to write a sermon about fancy point-&-click web page editors & how i just work the html in notepad, but that got nixed. consider yourself spared.

unfortunately that was the best topic idea i'd had after a half hour of an empty window. stupid web page editors. i got a paragraph out & realized i was turning into pc week. no thank you. having no subject is better than that one.

but my editorial principles left us in a stick position. no topic this week. & we've all been there, haven't we? see, you must understand the constant pressures of this job as your atheistic minister. the press to get out a quality sermon each week can be overwhelming (sometimes impossible when i have to fight just to get on my own computer). if i wait for quality, i miss deadlines. if i meet my deadline, i get no topic. my hair is turning red & green in clumps.

which is why i'm holding a contest. send me a topic. any lucky winners will not only have their sermon written for the page, but they might get a little extra something too.

you know you want to enter. have something you've always wanted me to bitch about for you? some valiant crusade to share with the world? go on & enter; you'll probably get your entry added to the winnaz page even if you don't win. & that's intErnatioNal exPosuRe!! you'll be a celebrity! a superstar!

that's it for this week. but with your help, we can ensure that future sermons don't have to suffer as this one did.