this just came down from legal:

stAllio!'s wAy athEistic chuRch

general disclaimer

stAllio!'s wAy athEistic chuRch is a work of commentary. The opinions expressed do not necessarily represent the views of you or anybody else. Use only as directed. No warranty is stated or implied in the event of misuse, namely when others do not share the opinions of stAllio!'s wAy.

stAllio!'s wAy athEistic chuRch is distributed "as is". Every effort has been made to make stAllio!'s wAy as accurate as possible, however the author and reVerend is not liable nor responsible for any inaccuracy or random diatribe. Any resemblance to persons or events, real or fictitious, is intentional and is known in literary circles as "allusion". The names have been changed to protect the innocent, in most cases to really silly hoity-toity obviously false names.

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Contents under pressure. Keep away from open flame. Do not eat. In case of accidental ingestion, consult a logician. If stAllio!'s wAy comes in contact with eyes, flush mind by reading thoroughly. Choking hazard: Keep away from children 18 months and younger; they usually can't read yet. But if they can, bring 'em along. Do not store in confined space. Do not remove maintenace panel: uninsulated electric parts inside. Do not use near water. Do not attempt to drive or operate heavy machinery while accessing stAllio!'s wAy athEistic chuRch. Do not attempt to drink while sitting on head. Do not irk the stAllio!. Do not feed the animals. Do not feed yourself. Do nothing if we do not instruct you to. We own you. The terms of our ownership of you are described in more detail later in this disclaimer.

Known side effects include euphoria, enlightenment, amusement, amazement, confusion, swelled head, green thumbs, tapping toes, revolution, and certain sexual side effects. Do not use stAllio!'s wAy athEistic chuRch if pregrant or in danger of becoming pregnant with the antistAl!y. Do not use stAllio!'s wAy athEistic chuRch if the antistAl!y, or if an employee of the antistAl!y. stAllio!'s wAy is not liable for the zero hour that will result if stAllio! and the antistAl!y meet. Void where prohibited.

This document is legally binding. Do not question the authenticity or legitimacy of this document. Anyone challenging the validity of this document will have sense thoroughly beaten into him or her or it. We can do that because we own you. We control everything you do. Your every action is ruled by these little disclaimers, which you never read so you have no idea what you've agreed to. We own your soul, now and after death. Do not attempt to revolt or retaliate. Your consent is irrelevant. We are in control. You have no power over us because you cannot even find us. You don't even know who we are. But we're everywhere. Submit. Submit. Submit.

sorry about the paperwork. bureaucracy, you know.