thoughts as the world ends...

there's rioting in the streets. everyone's panicking. isn't it great how "panic" suddenly takes a k when you change its tense? i love that k. it just shoves itself in there, all pointy-like.

if/when this universe ends, will another take its place? how many universes have been here before ours? how many universes are here right now? & if there's more than one universe simultaneously exist already, are those others going to end at the same time as ours?

how could we let ourselves get in this situation? who's to blame for this y2 crisis that's going to destroy us all? is it society's fault? everyone's fault? or is there some specific person we can blame?

is this satire even working?

i wonder how long those looters outside will continue to respect the sanctity of my temple? so far they're keeping away; i have sanctuary for now. but pretty soon they'll realize that nothing matters if everything's ending. my head's as likely to explode as theirs.

if my head explodes, will it grow back? after how long? will it grow back right, or all deformed like a broken bone never set? or will i have to live the rest of my life with no head?

what good will food do me with no head? how do i eat it?

i wonder if my flock all stocked up like i recommended. i feel as though i must protect them, but i couldn't force them to start stockpiling. i can't even safely leave the house.

bye bye universe... bye bye happiness... i wish i could use that little note character they use in closed-captioning.

will it hurt or feel good when the universe ends? that's supposed to be multiple choice, but no would work also.

look out! here come those looters!