"I did not do that." - Chevy Chase as Ty Webb in Caddyshack and as Irwin M. Fletcher in Fletch
"A little spackling and some napolm and this place would make a nice moseleum." - Chevy Chase as I.M. Fletcher in Fletch Lives
"Computer magic." - Derek Smalls in This is Spinal Tap
"The last time I got this drunk I woke up married." - Jeff Daniels in Speed
"You can't really dust for vomit." - Nigel Tufnel in This is Spinal Tap
"Who's your favorite New Kid? Call me Donnie. Call me Joey." - Ben Affleck in Mall Rats
"They're against OTAN here? What are they for? Soviet troops racing across Europe eating all the croissants?" - Fred in Barcelona
"I don't read novels. I prefer good literary criticism. That way you get both the novelist's idea as well as the critic's thinking. With fiction I can never forget that none of it ever really happened, that it's all just made up by the author." - Tom(my) Townsend in Metropolitan
"Sorry I'm late. I had to attend the reading of a will. I stayed 'til the very end when I found out I received nothing. Broke my arm." - Chevy Chase in Spies Like Us
"I'll meet you at 4:30 at Brooks. Main floor. Southwest corner. Where the pajamas intersect with the expensive shirts, right across from the undershorts counter." - Nick in Metropolitan
"Well, there you have it." - Chevy Chase as Ty Webb in Caddyshack and as Irwin M. Fletcher in Fletch
"Ahh, Cha Cha." - Fred in Metropolitan
"Oh, Carl. People don't say those things about you, as far as you know." - Ty Webb
("What are you reading?") "The story of Babar. I had forgotten how beautiful it was." - Nick in Metropolitan
("Cash? I'm impressed.") "I saw my pimp today." - Fletch
"I think I'd prefer one more like the one I rented." ("That is the one you rented.") "Oh, I didn't realize it looked like this. I guess it'll be alright." - Tom in Metropolitan
"The Zen philosopher Bashoe once wrote : 'A flute with no holes is not a flute. And a donut with no holes is a danish.' Very funny guy." - Ty Webb