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Hello and welcome. If you are wonderin' what the Hellfire Management is going on, you probably should be. Are your lips on fire? Mine are. Garbage isn't being taken today. I hope you can still find some other personality, because some railroad dick with a flashlight is shootin' bullets at me! I'm scared. Anyhoo, Ryan Russell, son of the guy that got stung in the eye by a wasp, is going to marry Count Chocula, the vampire/ creator of a wonderful cereal product. They are registered at the grocery store. A hard cereal's a gonna fall.