The Great Pains in My Ass

Alexander Allain: (Gangrel)--- Alex was a quiet man who, it always seemed to me had a pretty good head on his shoulders. He was smart enough, or perhaps apathetic is a better word, to stay the hell out of MY way, so I liked him just fine. Don't get me wrong though, I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his theeth were on fire if it ment waisting the energy to pull down my zipper...

Thomas Crilley: (Ventrue)--- Crilley was a weasel and a sneak. I never liked the weenie, and I never talked to him. I consider him an enemy of the worst sor simply because he's Ventrue, and that is enough.

Jacob Conniger: (Brujah)--- I always considered Jaccob a sissy simply because he was so partial to guns. Don't get me wrong, I like guns as much as the next guy, but you can't rely in 'em. Jaccob learned that the hard way. Niccoli wasn't impressed by that Rifle Jakey, I'd practise some real combat if I were you.

Danielle: (Malkavian)--- God! What an Ass!!!

Francois DuGallant: (Tremere)--- Franky, I'm gonna teach you and your pet sand snake a lesson in humility. You are one of the crustiest wankers it has ever been my displeasure to meet. I will come for you someday...

Ice: (Nosferatu)--- Stupid nick names are sometimes reason enough to.... ice.... someone.

Jennifer Johnson: (Toreador)--- Um, Jennifer, if memory serves, you owe me a dance. You annoy me, so I intend to collect. Ever dance with the dead?

Perseus Giovanni (...Guess...)--- Good Ole' Perseus. Wasn't I surprised to see you come walking across the shadow lands towards me. "My Stars! He must be dead," I said to myself. I glanced at Alexi and said "Hey Bro, there's the wanker who killed me, let the games begin"

Julian Goering:(Setite, I don't care what anyone says...)--- Julian used to Be cool. We used to enjoy gettin' fuck up over at my flop house. That's changed. Julian Bud, you're number 3 on my list now. No REAL Brujah would ever call you brother, and I intend to prove you're not...

Simon Logan:(Toreador)--- All I have to say is it's a shame i nver got around to killing this one... I'm sure not even that Elaina thing would have cared.

Vincent McMasters: (Ventrue)--- Let's just say that there are Venture, amd then there are Ventrue. I'm gonna get you some day Vinnie... when I have nothing else to do.

Ulrich O'Rourke:  (Brujah)--- Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork, ect....

Gwen: (Toreador)--- Last i heard she was banging Julian, so I suppose that's reason enough....

Joey Rodriguez: (Brujah)--- Yet another Brujah by blood only. I doubt Joey would know a real Icconoclast if it jumped out and bit him, which come to think of it, one probably will some day.....

Skarr: (Nosferatu)--- What is it with the Nos and cheesy nick names? If I ever meet one named "Knuckles", or "Blade", I'll just puke. I'd say Skarr is just about a chessy as him name....

MaLaKaI: (Malkavian)--- MaLaKaI needs a good hard kick in the head. Maybe once I give him that I'll leave him alone. Maybe.....

Morgana Valcoure:(Toreador)--- Oh, here we go. I hate this little tramp more than almost anyone else on Earth. She's messed Verrine around more times than I care to remember. I almost had to kill him for some of the stuff she made him do. She treats him like a possesion, and he is Brujah. And if that isn't bad enough, she's shaggin' Monty! For Christ's sake, I have never met a more whinney, spineless, annoying, sluttly, stupid or pathetic excuse for a Vampire in my 46 years.... I can't wait to spend centuries torturing her while Monty watches...

Elainia Winters: (Gangrel)--- Elaina, I'll get you too, one of these days when nothing is going on. A word to the wise... Your finger nails don't scare any one. To quote one of my heros "Are you gonna bark all day little doggey, or are you gonna bite?" It seems to me you don't even know what bite means...

Iruka Faust:(Brujah, just barely.)--- Iruka is another annoyance. The offspring of a Ventrue Butt Monkey, and a coward. i hate her for the same reasons I hate Jake Tommas. You are a pathetic example of a Brujah Iruka.

Kevin Drake: (Brujah)--- All I can say about dear old Dad is if someone hadn't gotten to him first I would have torn him that new asshole....

Aishh Geadiunn: (Nosferatu)I think I might actually miss Aishh. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad he's dead, but he was entertaining.

Solomon Kain: (Nosferatu)--- The only good thing this one ever did was introduce me to this immortality thing... rot Solomon.

Damien McGraw: (Caitiff)--- Even though he took the prince's eye, I don't regret killing him. What's that you say? Didn't Ambrose do that? Well yeah, he did, but not untill I tricked Monty into ordering hihm to. Let that be a lesson to all of you. Brujah are NOT stupid.

Michael Richards: (Nosferatu)--- The Ultimate Sucker. I'm surprised he lasted as long as he did.

Jake Tommis: (Brujah)---Jake's one of thoe people who make my teeth itch. Jake, be warned, one day, I'm gonna scratch.

Ambrose Valera: (Gangrel)---Amborse was an annoyance, and a petty threat. He bugged ChickPea a fair bit, and I never did like him, but he did deserve better than he got...

Monty: (Ventrue, and Prince. #1 on my list of people to hurt)--- Monty, Monty, Monty. Do you really think you can get away with blood hunting me? You drove me to it woth your cowardice, and your blood hunt drove me to Fred Town. If it wasn't for you, I'd still be alive, but I AM still around. I will make you suffer Montague. I watch you sleep in your haven eery night. I know you almost as well as you do, and I know how to hurt you. You will see me very soon, and then we'll have eterinty for you to tell me how sorry you are as Alexi, Verrine, and I flay the skin from your bones for the rest of time in the pits of Hell.

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