Spod Purity Test
Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes".
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  1. Have you ever logged on to a text-based telnet talker, such as the ew-too based variety? (examples: resort, foothills, surfers)
  2. More than once?
  3. Have you ever recieved residency on such a talker?
  4. On more than one talker?
  5. Have you ever logged on to more than one talker at a time?
  6. Have you ever used a talker client such as TinyFuge?
  7. Just so that you could multi-spod?
  8. Have you ever logged on to a talker as a newbie, once you were already a resident there?
  9. At the same time that you were logged on as your residenced character?
  10. Did you talk to yourself?
  11. Did you talk to your friends as your newbie character?
  12. Without their knowledge of who you were?
  13. Have you ever been an SU?
  14. Admin?
  15. Ever make your own talker?
  16. Created your own talker code?
  17. Enhanced exisiting code?
  18. Created your own talker client?
  19. Enhanced an exisiting one?
  20. Have you ever played tag, trivia or some other game on a talker?
  21. Have you ever made up a game to play on a talker?
  22. Have you ever had a character for over one year?
  23. Five years?
  24. Have you had more than one consecutive character on the same talker? (i.e. nuked and re-named)
  25. More than five?
  26. More than ten?
  27. Were you still in high school when you started?
  28. Can you remember the Pre-Resort/Forest/Surfers/Vineyard days?
  29. Can you remember the pre-Foothills days?
  30. Have you ever been to a pre-Foothills talker?
  31. Have you ever nuked, or requested your character nuked, and then come back?
  32. With a different name?
  33. And not told anyone for at least one day?
  34. One week?
  35. One month?
  36. Have you ever had more privs than you should have for your character status?
  37. Did you keep your character for the sole purpose of keeping the privs?
  38. Ever resign as a staff person?
  39. And come back?
  40. Ever gotten involved in a major political event on a talker, such as getting a staff person demoted or a resident nuked?
  41. Ever been the cause of such a scandal?
  42. Ever catch yourself saying things like: "When I first started spodding...."
  43. Do you know the etemology of "Spod"?
  44. What about "ooooer"?
  45. "Huggle"?
  46. Ever use net phrases such as these IRL?
  47. With non-spods?
  48. Ever sit at a fest or other multi-spod event and talk through real life actions as if you were emoting online?
  49. Ever visit with other spods IRL and vow not to log on... and then you do?
  50. Ever make up your own net word and have it spread beyond your friend's list?
  51. And have it be used for at least one year after you started using it?
  52. Ever been listed anywhere as a spod?
  53. Ever been called a spod?
  54. A spoon?
  55. A spork?
  56. Do you know the talker history importance of the following characters: Burble?
  57. Fox?
  58. Snapper?
  59. Athanasius?
  60. Oolon?
  61. Tarkon?
  62. Ever have any of them on your friend's list?
  63. Ever been on any of their friend's lists?
  64. Have you ever filled your friend's list?
  65. Ever beg an SU or Admin to give you more spaces than you were allowed?
  66. And get them?
  67. Ever totally clist your friend's list?
  68. And then put everyone right back on?
  69. Ever idle for more than one hour?
  70. More than five hours?
  71. More than 12?
  72. 24?
  73. Have you ever "left the net for good"?
  74. And come back in less than a week?
  75. Less than a day?
  76. Ever have a net reputation that went beyond your own friend's list?
  77. Ever publicly protest anything on a talker?
  78. Do you regularly have multiple conversations on talkers?
  79. On multiple talkers at once?
  80. Ever gotten on a talker through illegal means? (i.e. using someone else's account, hacking in, etc...)
  81. Have you ever posted news on a talker?
  82. Mail?
  83. Friend's mail?
  84. Ever set a session?
  85. Ever tattled on someone to an SU?
  86. Ever report a bug?
  87. Have you ever set a room description on a talker?
  88. Have you ever been to a talker that was not officially open?
  89. And not been a staff member of that talker?
  90. Ever use Gopher to get to a talker?
  91. Do you know the meaning of: BRB?
  92. ATM? (not the bank machines :P)
  93. AFK?
  94. WTF?
  95. Ever start a channel or clan?
  96. And have more than five people join it?
  97. Ever participate in a session war?
  98. News war?
  99. Bop/wake/snowball fight?
  100. Ever read every news article posted in one sitting (and not just after a crash when all previous articles have been deleted :P)?
  101. Ever read every help file in one sitting?
  102. Ever try out every command in one sitting?
  103. Ever bounce into every public room of a talker?
  104. Every open room?
  105. Ever log on drunk?
  106. Under the influence of drugs?
  107. Ever type boot, or grab everyone?
  108. Ever boot, or grab, yourself?
  109. Ever suggest a new command?
  110. That was put into use?
  111. Ever discover a long lost (before you were spods) friend on a talker?
  112. Family member?
  113. Ever have a spod-related section of a web page?
  114. A whole spod-related page?
  115. Ever have your site listed on another spod-related page?
  116. Ever host a spod-related game or contest?
  117. Have you ever had two or more residenced characters on the same talker at one time?
  118. When it was not allowed by the staff of that talker?
  119. Have you ever faked or lied about an email address to get a character residenced?
  120. To get an additonal account?
  121. Have you ever been warned?
  122. Angeled?
  123. Booted?
  124. Yo-yo'ed?
  125. Nuked?
  126. Banished?
  127. Nuked or banished without asking to be?
  128. Gotten your site site-banned?
  129. Posted a flame or flame-bait news or session?
  130. Harassed a newbie?
  131. A resident?
  132. An SU?
  133. An Admin?
  134. Ever sexually harass a newbie?
  135. A resident?
  136. An SU?
  137. An Admin?
  138. Ever threaten a newbie?
  139. A resident?
  140. An SU?
  141. An Admin?
  142. As a staff, have you ever used your privs to harass another use?
  143. Sexually harass?
  144. Threaten?
  145. Have you otherwise abused your privs?
  146. Ever have netsex with an SU?
  147. An Admin?
  148. Ever have sex with an SU?
  149. An Admin?
  150. Do any of that for status?
  151. Privs?
  152. Did it work?
  153. Ever crash the program?
  154. On prupose?
  155. Ever hack into the program?
  156. Successfully?
  157. Ever play confuse the newbie?(make things up to a brand new newbie just to get them confused about the purpose/rules/commands of a talker)
  158. Ever pretend to be a newbie while other people were playing confuse the newbie?
  159. Ever listen to net gossip?
  160. Participate?
  161. Spread rumors?
  162. That you knew to be untrue?
  163. Ever been the subject of a major net rumor?
  164. That was true?
  165. Ever have a net family?
  166. Ever been part of an organized net family (with family trees and reunions and such)?
  167. Ever have net incest with one of your net family members?
  168. Ever enact any net family event such as a birth, wedding, or reunion?
  169. Ever have more than one net spouse?
  170. At the same time?
  171. Ever marry more than one at once?
  172. Ever get net divorced?
  173. Ever been on a net date?
  174. Have you ever met another spod IRL?
  175. Ever talk to another spod on the phone?
  176. Exchange email?
  177. Snail mail?
  178. Pictures?
  179. Ever hug another spod?
  180. Kiss?
  181. Made out/fooled around with?
  182. Had sex with?
  183. Ever been to a fest or other multi-spod event?
  184. More than one?
  185. 10?
  186. 50?
  187. Ever gone out of state for such an event?
  188. Out of the country?
  189. Ever have a long term friendship with another spod (lasting more than a year's time)?
  190. Long term romance?
  191. Long term sexual relationship?
  192. Ever move to be closer to another spod?
  193. Ever move in with another spod?
  194. Ever get married to another spod?
  195. Ever impregnate or become impregnated by another spod?
  196. Ever go on a date IRL with a spod?
  197. And the date was the first time you'd met?
  198. Ever get divoreced from another spod?
  199. Ever spod with another spod IRL?
  200. Ever talk with another spod online and find out you were in the same lab/cafe?
  201. Have you ever hosted or co-hosted a fest or other multi-spod event?
  202. Have you ever had netsex?
  203. Ever have netsex as a newbie with a madeup lusty name?
  204. With someone you knew?
  205. Who didn't know that you were you?
  206. Have you ever lied about your age, gender, or physical description for the purpose of getting netsex?
  207. Have you had netsex with more than one person?
  208. At the same time?
  209. Without them knowing?
  210. With one or more knowing, and one or more not knowing?
  211. Did you compare them to one another as they went along?
  212. Have you ever sent tells with what was happening during netsex to a friend, or friend's list?
  213. Have you ever sent a mistell while having netsex?
  214. On purpose?
  215. Have you ever had netsex on more than one talker at the same time?
  216. With the same person?
  217. Ever have netsex masquerading as a gender other than your own?
  218. Ever have a romantic relationship online masquerading as a gender or age other than your own?
  219. And not gotten caught?
  220. Ever have a net manage a trois?
  221. Group net sex? (more than 3 people)
  222. A net orgy? (more than 10)
  223. Ever have netsex in a public room?
  224. That did not have relaxed rules?
  225. While others were present?
  226. Including an SU?
  227. Was the SU a participant?
  228. Was the SU you?
  229. Ever play TorD on a talker?
  230. With dares?
  231. That included netsex?
  232. Ever go to a private room designed for netsex?
  233. And had netsex?
  234. With others watching?
  235. Or watched others?
  236. Ever log netsex?
  237. And send copies to your friends?
  238. Ever masterbate during netsex?
  239. Ever have netsex with someone else in the room IRL?
  240. Did they help come up with things to say?
  241. Did it turn you on?
  242. Ever lie about masterbating during netsex?
  243. Have you ever been seduced on a talker?
  244. Ever seduce someone else online?
  245. Ever have netsex turn into phone sex?
  246. IRL sex?
  247. A friendship?
  248. A romantic relationship?
  249. Ever fantasize about another spod?
  250. That you'd never met IRL?
  251. Or talked to online?
  252. Ever do anything online that would repulse you to do IRL?
  253. Terrify you?
  254. Ever re-enact netsex with someone IRL?
  255. Ever use netsex as foreplay for IRL sex?
  256. Ever seduce someone online so that you could more easily seduce them IRL later?
  257. Did it work?
  258. Have you ever stayed on a talker all night long?
  259. And not idled?
  260. And then skipped class/work the next day?
  261. And continued that pattern every day for at least one week straight?
  262. Have you ever stayed on a talker for a 24 hour period?
  263. And not idled?
  264. Have you ever skipped class or work to spod?
  265. Ever skip a family or social event to spod?
  266. Do you see yourself still spodding ten years from now?
  267. And this thought doesn't bother you?
  268. Ever freak out when your favorite talker crashes?
  269. Ever have RL friends or family worried about the time you spend online?
  270. Ever have net friends concerned about this?
  271. Ever have a staff member friend boot you in order to get you to log off and sleep/go to class or work?
  272. And then gotten back on?
  273. Ever have any personal/relationship problems related to your spodding?
  274. Proffesional or academic?
  275. Physical health?
  276. Have you ever had RL friends or family log on just to talk to you?
  277. Did they get residenced?
  278. Did they get hooked?
  279. Ever become un-addicted?
  280. And then relapsed?
  281. Ever log on to a talker from class or work?
  282. And gotten caught?
  283. And stayed or gotten right back on anyway?
  284. Have you ever kissed your computer?
  285. Ever hit it?
  286. Ever name your computer?
  287. Ever log on while sick with a fever?
  288. While recovering from surgery?
  289. Or during a time of personal crisis?
  290. Ever make any major life decisions or discoveries while logged on to a talker?
  291. Ever help someone else to?
  292. Ever go through withdrawl symptoms during a time of absence from the net?
  293. Ever worry about the possibility of going through withdrawl ahead of time?
  294. Ever skip something so as not to have to experience withdrawl?
  295. Ever leave something early and come home to log on, due to withdrawl?
  296. Ever look up net addictions?
  297. Online?
  298. Ever consider joining a support group or going to therapy due to your spodding habits?
  299. Ever have someone else suggest you should?
  300. Ever have an idea to make a spod purity test?