The Pancake -- Volume 17, Issue 36.24.36

Table of Roper
Abreast
Strange news from a stranger world.
The Daily List
A list. New one every day. Well, what did you expect,
NAKED PICTURES OF GILLIAN ANDERSON'S POOPER?
(There. That oughta crank up the hit count a bit.)
An Open Letter from Your Savior
Flesh for Sale!
True Testicle Tales
Bachelor at Large

Considerably more than you ever wanted to know about the inner workings of the solitary beast known as "bachelor". Protection is recommended.
Back Bacon

This is all of the crusty old crap we scraped off the grill. It's been sitting around a while and kinda smells like Martha Raye's denture cup, but just remember: ONCE, it was quality!

Just who are the douchebags responsible for this site? Click here to find out.
Das Guestbooken

If you can't make your mark on the world, at least you can make your mark on a web site that nobody visits. It won't chop more than, say, about three seconds off your fifteen minutes of fame. I promise.

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I prefer to live vicariously through the rude comments of others.