For starters... I am not some perfect porn princess with a flat stomach and big hair... so lets lose that image right now, okay?

Okay... now that were past the ugly part.. let me tell you little about myself... I am a 21 year old mother of three... yes.. you read right.. mother of three at 21... and yes.. they were planned..

Okay wait.. no.. that's a lie... Joseph Elliot Daniel, my five year old was planned.

Kathryne Henry Louise, my three year old was a bit of a surprise.

And then Meighan Patricia Julienne, my youngest who is now over a year old was a downright SHOCK. (sorry honey, you know I love you to itty bitty pieces)

I had been with my common-law husband, Jason for over 6 years when we finally decided to make the leap and get hitched ... and though we've had our fair shares of ups and downs, I've screamed profanities at him through three natural births and our sex life should be on Jerry Springer, I believe we were meant to be together...even if it is only to torture each other on a regular basis.

I don't consider myself a great writer by any means... although a compliment every now and again, and having my work published once in a while is a great boost to the ego... I have thought about pursuing a career as a journalist or columnist for a newspaper or magazine.. I guess I am just afraid of having to deal with deadlines and writers block, that and I figure people will eventually get pretty tired of my egotistical, opinionated, verbal diarrhea.  But who knows, in a couple of years, you may be saying,  "I visited her site when...."

As for physically... I might as well be taken out back and shot.  I have Fibromyalgia, Rheumatic Arthritis and Asthma... and I do everything possible to be as stoic as I can about it all.. even if that means I have to make the ultimate sacrifice by smoking, drinking and having a good time, all of which are surely bringing me to a eminent early demise, but hey, I'm willing to suffer for my art.(ahem)

And while I am baring my soul to potentially the entire planet, I might as well get it out of the way now and let everyone know that I am bisexual... no that doesn't make me some disease ridden, socially influenced, new age hippie looking for free love and participating in countless orgies while demeaning society with unjustifiable sexual explicitness.. (try saying that 10 times fast).. what it means is that I enjoy having sex with women as much as I do men...and hey.. a little orgy once in a while never hurt anyone!

All in all.. I suppose I am a pretty decent person... maybe a little stubborn... a tad headstrong... a trifle bitchy... but hey, you do what you can with what you have... right?

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