Benjamin Katz Profound Statements

Chosen weekly by me, because this is my webpage baby!



Week of November 1, 1998

Making a good cup of coffee is like building a great house. You start with the foundation, and then you get some wood, and one of those things that makes sure everything is level. What are those called? A level. And then you build up, top it off with a roof, and then you put a paint job on that mother fucker, and then you move in and then you get divorced...let's get off of coffee.

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Week of November 8, 1998

Well, I felt I had to Dad. I mean, there was no one else there coming forward except the other witnesses.

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Week of November 15, 1998

It’s not just a typical family trip; I figured we could go somewhere different, make it interesting, you know, go to...like...umm...up north - just go north and keep driving until we hit the ocean. We’re gonna go hiking; we’re gonna climb up and then fall down and we’re gonna hurt ourselves, and we’re gonna get helicopters to the hospital on one of those Red...Cross...things...you know when you’re strapped and you can’t move and the guy’s panicking, like ‘don’t move your neck’ and we’re gonna be like ‘aahhhh, I moved my neck!’


This Week

Dad, I think alot of people are wirting self help books for the wrong reasons, and that's to help themselves financially, and I think that's great!


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