"You've got your accent back. What's the hardest accent to get rid off ?" -- "It's American. It's like English, but it's subtle."

We're live from the Academy Awards, and we'll be riiiight back !

"Ooooooh - we're back ! You're rarely gonna see so many talented people together."

"We're gonna talk to our fashion expert !" -- "Yes, I told you it was going to be a fashion revolution, and boy, it is ! Did you see the 3 drag queens coming in ? And if you looked carefully, you could see one of them was dressed in white !"

We're live from the Academy Awards and that gives us all the right to be brainless.

"And look here, should've been nominated for 'Best Actor' for the movie 'Austin Powers' !" -- "I say, you can make me cry, you can make me cry." -- "Will you be singing along with the South Park Theme ?" -- "Me, as a Canadian, for one, will not."

"Hey there, I'm standing here on the red carpet, but this red carpet is a bit different from other red carpets..."

"It's wonderful, this is the biggest event on TV, in the world, I mean, everybody's here..." -- "Anyone in particular you're looking for ? You're looking for Julia Roberts, aren't you ? You're looking for Julia Roberts ! Ooooooooh ! Look at you ! You look gorgeous !" -- "I'm really looking forward to seeing Harisson Ford..."

"Here's the writer of American Beauty ! Say 'hi' to all your viewers all over the country !" -- "Hi all my viewers all over the country !" -- "Is 'American Beauty' based on anyone you know ?" -- "Well, you know, everything you write is always based on things you know, but no, 'American Beauty' is not based on anyone I know." -- "Brilliant, brilliant !"