One night, I went to AOL to grab emails before zoning out, and someone unknown to me IM'ed me outta the blue.

I never go to AOL chat at all, ever. Someone IM'ing me at THAT hour of the morning is HIGHLY suspect!!!

I decided to have a little fun... silliness was planned as I said the first crack about "I hope you like brunettes'...

I was into Netscape searching for a monkey pic while my compadre online (who I was IM'ing with also) was cracking up as I cut-pasted the Laurennnn IMs to her; she was also searching for a baby chimp pic for me to send! I also did eventually send a JPEG of chimps at the San Diego Zoo...

I did change this Laurennnnperson's screen name, to protect the "innocent" so to speak. Explanations in blue after certain IM's.

Myself... well, that's my screen name there as FieryFemme. Hope you have fun too!

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Laurennnnn: hi

FieryFemme: ?

Laurennnnn: loved your handle...just thought Id say hi

FieryFemme: I am not in a chat area.

FieryFemme: Do I know you?

Laurennnnn: sorry to bother...

FieryFemme: I dunno how you would have KNOWN my handle.

FieryFemme: I never go in public with it.

FieryFemme: No bother. Who are you?

Laurennnnn: from profile search, sorry, I'm femme too

FieryFemme: yah, but wrong coast! :>

Laurennnnn: near San Diego?

FieryFemme: Laguna Beach - close.

Laurennnnn: I have a good friend who teaches at SD state

Laurennnnn: going to be out that way over the holidays

Laurennnnn: sorry to have bothered you <hug> bye

FieryFemme: How nice for you. Weather will be the complete antithesis of yours.

Laurennnnn: yes, I just love the beach

FieryFemme: well, ditto. Very blue water here.

FieryFemme: same with the sky.

Laurennnnn: nice to break out the bikini...

FieryFemme: when I was a teenager, I broke out once... in a bikini.

FieryFemme: Got me kicked outta school...there was a blonde IN that bikini.

Laurennnnn: LOL...any good clubs in the area

FieryFemme: Just the one I wanna hit my ex over her head with.

FieryFemme: (and carry her away to the tropics)

FieryFemme: I may be femme, but I have a lotta butch energy }:>

Laurennnnn: sounds like it <melt>

FieryFemme: warn me before you melt. I have these new suede heels on... I wanna cover them first , ok?

Laurennnnn: :)

FieryFemme: about those heels.......

FieryFemme: you need to clean them for me now.

Laurennnnn: are you seeing anyone special

FieryFemme: Only when I gaze deep... into the mirror.

FieryFemme: o/~ I'm soooo vain o/~

Laurennnnn: :)

Laurennnnn: Im more the quiet type

FieryFemme: o/~ and Carly wrote all her songs about meeee o/~

FieryFemme: well, good. Is that because of duct tape, bungee cords, or Krazy Glue?

Laurennnnn: what do you look like

FieryFemme: really wanna know?

Laurennnnn: Im 5'1 around 105#, mid back lite blond hair and hazel eyes

FieryFemme: Oh, well, I'm not.

FieryFemme: and you have a TV Maid's eyes?

Laurennnnn: pretty eyes

Laurennnnn: yep

FieryFemme: wanna Jpeg?

FieryFemme: I have one... I think... of me.

Laurennnnn: what is that

Laurennnnn: oh a pic...I dont have one on here...I'm sorry

FieryFemme: awww... well, I am very femme. I like bananas... and I have great lips... very expressive face and

Laurennnnn: you sound nice <hug>

Laurennnnn: would love to see your pic

FieryFemme: I am getting it now... sorry -- is on a Zip disk... I have an IOMEGA zip drive.

Laurennnnn: no prob...glad you dont think I was too weird for doing a search on the word femme :)

FieryFemme: I love to have fun.

FieryFemme: do you?

Laurennnnn: me too, love the clubs

FieryFemme: I like the hee hee hee and bang the drums on occasion too.

FieryFemme: One sec, think I got a decent pic.

Laurennnnn: like to drink some...love meeting attractive new people

FieryFemme: yah, me too... like I said, all the world's a jungle... and ya gotta just swing !

Laurennnnn: sounds like a plan

FieryFemme: Is a family photo ok?

Laurennnnn: sure

FieryFemme: It's just precious.

FieryFemme: ready?

FieryFemme: I can email it now.

Laurennnnn: great

FieryFemme: it's sentimental. I am the brunette in the middle... we're all on the lawn

FieryFemme: Laurennnnn?

Laurennnnn: mail not working yet

FieryFemme: The system said I can't send email... so lemme send from another account

Laurennnnn: ok

Laurennnnn: IM me when you get back on

FieryFemme: I am not leaving.

FieryFemme: I used another email program. It'smy bosses emailer.

Laurennnnn: oh, ok

FieryFemme: just never reply there!

Laurennnnn: that would sure shock him

FieryFemme: he is feisty! Hates to have me use email... but he is so fun!

FieryFemme: so what do you do out there?

FieryFemme: uh oh

Laurennnnn: what

FieryFemme: I sent from the boss's wife's acocunt!!

FieryFemme: I'd better delete the records of that

Laurennnnn: yep

FieryFemme: what do you do in the east?

Laurennnnn: Im a p.t. teacher

FieryFemme: pt?

FieryFemme: I monkey around out here, mainly

Laurennnnn: coach and science

FieryFemme: yah, well, school's a Zoo... right?

Laurennnnn: can be, for sure

FieryFemme: so no more details? Looks do NOT hook me.

Laurennnnn: they are mostly 7th and 8th graders

FieryFemme: I meant details about you... I prefer blue eyes. Can you buy colored lenses for me?

Laurennnnn: never thought about coloring my eyes

FieryFemme: would you... for me?

FieryFemme: I am worth it. I promise. I mean, look at that picture! You'll just die.

Laurennnnn: sounds like fun...maybe we can meet when I'm out

FieryFemme: what sounds like fun?

Laurennnnn: changing some for you

FieryFemme: wearing blue lenses? Eating bananas? swinging from trees?

FieryFemme: Changing... why would you change anything for someone you have no clue about?

FieryFemme: I mean, I can't even be flattered. C'mon, baby... tease me good.

FieryFemme: Make me want you. :>

FieryFemme: Get an email yet?

FieryFemme: ok, so teasing me = not answering?

(She left right about here)

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