About Me

Old school picture, taken in September of 1998.
I don't photograph well.


If you don't care to know about me, or are wondering who else would, why are you reading this? This page is here only to boost my own ego, to make me feel as though you care. :::playing violin music::: Thank you for viewing it and proving I'm not just deluding myself. And since I am such an important and interesting person, I'm sure you will no doubt bookmark this page and check back often for when I update it or think of new information I can include here. Oh, and if you should happen to disagree with anything on this page and/or find it offensive, please be aware that you may kiss my ass at anytime. These are my opinions, and I don't really care if you like them or not.
"Neither defend nor explain." - Lyim Rhistadt

Age: 22
Sign: Leo
Height: Around 5'10"
Weight: Around 155 lbs.
Hair: Naturally brown, currently burgundy, blond, and blue.
Colors my hair has been: Brown, black, blond, yellow, white, red, purple, pink, orange, burgundy, teal, green, and blue (My hair is mostly red in the above picture.)
Eyes: Hazel, a thin brown ring around the pupil surrounded by green. Covered by glasses
Relationship status: Living with my boyfriend
Favorite foods: Anything with a high sugar content, caffeine, nicotine, and fettucine alfredo
Favorite colors: Emerald green and black
Favorite movies: In no particular order (INPO), "In the Mouth of Madness", "Hackers", "To Wong Fu, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar", "Rocky Horror Picture Show", and "The Matrix"
Favorite music: Anything but rap and country. I mainly listen to alternative, dance, and pop, but I love heavy metal and techno
Favorite bands: Cowboy Mouth, Black Happy, Counting Crows, Republica, Remy Zero, Manic Street Preachers
Favorite albums: "Peghead" by Black Happy, "August and Everything After" by Counting Crows, "Dysfunction" by Staind, "Version 2.0" by Garbage, "Republica" by Republica, "ULTRA" by Depeche Mode, "Villa Elaine" by Remy Zero
Favorite songs: "You're Tender and You're Tired" by Manic Street Preachers, "Since Summer" by Jay Carkhuff, "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen, "Round Here" by Counting Crows, "Jenny Says" by Cowboy Mouth, "Would?" by Alice in Chains, "Fear" by Sarah Mclachlan, "Angry Johnny" by Poe, "Gramarye" by Remy Zero
Favorite authors: Greg Egan is number 1, followed by (INPO) Anne Rice, C.J. Cherryh, Stephen King, Gregory Benford, Dean Koontz, Poppy Z. Brite, John Saul
Favorite book: Either "Quarantine" or "Permutation City" by Greg Egan
Favorite time of day: Nighttime, especially the hour or so before the sun rises
Season: Summer
Occupation: Advanced Customer Service Representative, a.k.a. the poor schlub people yell at about their cable bills
Qualities I enjoy in people: Honesty, quirkiness, bluntness, common sense, the ability to amuse one's self and others, good looks; I choose to be superficial, sue me
Qualities I abhor: Hypocrisy, a naturally boring personality, a swollen ego, any form of bigotry or discrimination, stupidity, proselytizing, ugliness (not necessarily physical) with no attempt to improve
Sexual Orientation: Kinsey 6
General attitude: Cynical pessimist with a mile-wide morbid streak
Ideal partner: A person I can actually understand and relate to with the looks of Amo Gulinello
Birthplace: Duarte, CA
Where I live now: Northern Idaho, an excruciatingly boring place
Preferred form of afterlife: Complete and total oblivion
Identifying marks: Too many scars to list, no tattoos, pierced ears (one in my left, two in my right, with more on the way eventually), eyebrow ring
Style of dress: I refuse to wear name brands, but other than that I don't have a particular style. I love wearing shiny polyester, I'm addicted to shiny clothing, though usually only clubbing and such. In winter, I'm a sweater freak, and I'm always a pocket whore, the more pockets the better. I just can't get enough pockets, oh and zip off jeans, the kind where the lower portion of the legs zip off. I have 6 pairs of multiple colors, I like to mix and match the legs.
Religion/spiritual calling/personal philosophy: Currently none, I'm toying with atheism, agnosticism, nihilism, hedonism, and solipsism. I was raised Roman Catholic
Impetus for creating my web site: To amuse myself and exorcise (exercise?) personal demons, I don't really care if anyone ever sees or enjoys it. And to learn HTML
Things I collect: Anything glow-in-the-dark, keychains, other people's name tags, incense, buttons (the ones that say things), posters of any sort, old hotel electronic pass-keys, amusing phrases, empty lighters, stickers, bumperstickers, tiny bottles of condiments, squirrels, Camel Cash, dried flowers, and assorted objects I can hang on my walls
Current vehicle: A pair of Spaldings
Number of email addresses: 8
Number of reasons you're still reading this: 0
My goal in life: To either find true happiness, or become the supreme overlord of the earth, whichever comes first
Hobbies: Partying, listening to music, painting, reading, exploring the internet, building web pages, slowly going insane, downloading music, tormenting the young and/or gullible
Favorite quote: C'est la vie, c'est la guerre, ce n'est pas une pomme de terre!! Les patates menent le monde!!!
Favorite actors (in this order): Christopher Walken, Micheal T. Weiss, Jonny Lee Miller, Oliver Platt
Favorite actresses(in this order): Angelina Jolie, Jeri Ryan, Bette Midler, Jeneane Garofalo
Last movie I saw in a theater: Silent Hill
Last movie I saw on tape: Groove


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