Worried from Edton
Dear Worried,
Funny
how different cultures view things differently. In some countries, your
toe hairs would be the envy of all the other men. The longer the toe hairs
the greater the virility. Not only would you take pride in braiding them,
but your would probably only wear sandals so that the colorful beads you
add would draw attention to the hair length. Your only problem would be,
"How should I wear them today so that the women go wild?" How unfortunate
that you live in a society that causes you to be embarrassed by your sudden
surge of toe hair. Why not let them reach full maximum bushiness, then
take a stand for the hairy oppressed, and boldly show off your toes? This
could be your destiny. On the other hand, if you're the clumsy type, I
would highly suggest trimming them to avoid constant tripping and getting
them caught in escalator steps, garden tools, or other heavy machinery.