Dear AMS,
     I seem to be growing more bodily hair all of a sudden but only in one region, on my big toes. I know I probably shouldn't worry but pretty soon I will be able to plait it and already I take one shoe-size larger than I did two months ago.
     Help please!

Worried from Edton

Dear Worried,
     Funny how different cultures view things differently. In some countries, your toe hairs would be the envy of all the other men. The longer the toe hairs the greater the virility. Not only would you take pride in braiding them, but your would probably only wear sandals so that the colorful beads you add would draw attention to the hair length. Your only problem would be, "How should I wear them today so that the women go wild?" How unfortunate that you live in a society that causes you to be embarrassed by your sudden surge of toe hair. Why not let them reach full maximum bushiness, then take a stand for the hairy oppressed, and boldly show off your toes? This could be your destiny. On the other hand, if you're the clumsy type, I would highly suggest trimming them to avoid constant tripping and getting them caught in escalator steps, garden tools, or other heavy machinery.

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