Dear Bill Keglenarglsky - 1815 S. Hudson St. Apt. 2B,
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, 19762
Do you mean the 15lb can hams? On
each arm?? Anytime someone wishes they had a larger this or that I always
wonder what in their life is lacking that they want to double up someplace
else, (especially when they ask for larger internal organs such as a gall
bladder or external joints like ankles and elbows. I don't know what that
means...). I also wonder if they have thought about all the new clothes they'd
need? In your case that would be shirts with really wide arm holes.
Are these readily available in stores or will you have to have shirts tailor-made?
That's not going to be cheap. And do you realize how hard its going to
be to just let your arms relax down by your side when they lay at a
45 degree angle? I could go on, but what I really think is that you need to reassess
your life, Bill. Step back a second and think, 'why do I need massive biceps?'
To feel more powerful? To impress the girls?. I think this is a cry
for something Bill, and I think its a cry for friendship. Instead of enlarging
your upper arms, why not enlarge your heart, figuratively of course because
as I said before, enlarged internal organs frighten me. Enlarge your heart
to include others in your life. Make some friends. They don't care how
big your biceps are. (Except during the tug-of-war at the annual company
picnic, of course.)