Dear J...something,
Have you tried leaving post-it notes
around? Next time you have an asthma attack jot a note about it. Stick a few on your medication, inhaler, shirt, etc. Even if you forget you wrote them, maybe someone will find them who can help. And if not, well the great thing about post-it notes are that they are inexpensive AND handy. And because they use a space age adhesive, you can post and forget, repost and forget again and again and they won't ruin any of your surfaces!.
Dear AMS,
Is anyone working on a
vaccine for halitosis? Not that it's for me or anything, but if they're
looking for test subjects I'd be willing to help out in the name of science.
--Nameless, but not odorless.
Dear Nameless,
I called a few of my researcher
friends and found one that does in fact need test subjects if you qualify!
If you answer 'Yes" to these questions he would be anxious to speak to
you. 1)First of all, do you find most of your friends stand 7 feet or farther
from you while conversing? 2)Do people offer you Certs or Tic Tacs
or Mentos within 5 minutes of meeting you? 3)While dining at a fancy restaurant,
do you find that the fresh cut flowers have wilted sometime between the
start of the appetizer, yet before the arrival of the salad? 4)Does your
dentist wear two or more of those face masks during your visit? if Yes
then 4b)Has he ever used a bit of the laughing gas to help him get through
it? 5)Have you ever heard anyone say, "Hey, who brought the breakfast
burritos?!" when you walk into the office in the morning? 6)And finally,
acquaintances and animals aside, have you ever caused yourself to pass
out?