Dear AMS,
I'm about to start a new job and wonder what the correct etiquette is on your first week there.
Should I dance on desks to the theme from 'Flashdance' on the first day or save that for later?
Anxiously awaiting your sage advice,

Worried like "X" in Melbourne
 

Dear X,
     You didn't say what your new job was. If in fact its as a male dancer than yes, that "Flashdance" theme does have a lot of energy and I think you'd leave quite a good first impression with the bosses, although I would check for adequate water drainage before pulling that rope.  On the other hand, if this is some sort of phone support position in a general quiet office environment, then I'd have to say 'no'. Dancing on the desk(s), especially jumping and flipping a la "Footloose", may cause dismissal.  I'd hate to see that happen. And you could rip your pants, too.
 

Rule of thumb...no desk dancing on day one.
 

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