With the new millennium here have you purchased your Silver Space Suit yet??? Maybe you don't know where to find one. Well look no more! I have decided to start marketing them. For a mere $500 I will fashion some sort of Silver Space Suit for you. Of course without capital in hand I'm really reluctant to spend the time designing it and drawing up sketches of it and really, really reluctant to purchase any fabric. So no telling what you'll be getting. But with your cash I'm sure I can think of something really clever and space-agey that you'll look realistic in! I'm almost certain. Don't go another day without looking like you belong in the 21st century! Order yours today!
 
Other colors such as metallic blue, metallic green, and metallic pink available with any luck.
 
Warning: Not for use in atmospheres beyond Earth. Not water resistant. Not radiation resistant. Not chemical warfare resistant. Not laser resistant. Hydrogen-filled backing could explode if ignited, or left near an open flame, or even through minor shocks caused by touching something metal after walking across carpeting in your socks. Do not attempt to space walk in this suit (or moonwalk like Michael Jackson for that matter. No one wants to see you do that). Helmet may cause suffocation or heat stroke. Do not store in an upright position. Refrigeration and/or freezing of certain "food attachments" may be necessary to avoid spoilage. Some assembly required with the following items not included: screwdriver, leaf blower, lathe, 2 AA batteries. This suit will not pass an airport walk through metal detector and an X-ray machine may in fact make it appear you have a hidden handgun sewn into the lining. Do not attempt to fit more than 1 adult or 2 children (or 3 small animals) into any one suit.  Important: Specify male or female “personal trap door”. Note: Space suit shown above is not available.
 
 

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