06. Have short
hair. With a slope at the back, or one of those armani gelled types.
Dye it
dark purple. (if nothing else, u'll look cool.
*chortle*)
29. Wash your
hair regularly. Smell clean. Don't tell me you shampoo and
condition
your pubic hair. That is a conversation topic that does Not make
you sound
interesting, nor does it make you a sensitive new age guy.
24. Wash my
hair. Like those guys at the hairdressers, what *has* to be an
orgasmic
experience.
19. Shave.
28. Be bold
and passionate / arrogant. Machismo (in servitude) is underestimated.
Sissies
aren't fun, and confidence is always magnetic.
10. Have a really low masculine voice. Bass voices are the sexist.
21. Sing 'you
were there' by the Southern Suns to me. That song makes
me melt
and go gooey.
20. Never sing in a falsetto.
11. Dance
without looking like a dork. In fact, dance like a smooth professional
and im
a goner (see Cute Dark Guy in one of the MyLife
updates)
25. Like hamsters
26. Look like a hamster
03. Be tall. Or just be taller than me (which isn't too hard).
15. Breathe on my neck (dog-breath people excluded)
22. Smell nice and clean. Guy-sweat smell is gross, nevermind the pheromones.
07. Hug me
from behind. This is one of the nicest physical things a guy can do.
Another
one is to just hold me from behind. Same thing really. :)
09. Grin alot. Grin at the same things as me.
21. Make me
grin alot. Some people tell funny stories to entertain, like a stand-up
comedy
act. I don't mean that.
12. Be kind. Be a good person... u know... that sort of thing...
13. Be a boy.
a kid. go nuts over my computer just because its a computer.
Read car
magazines. However, don't pretend to know more than you do,
and more
importantly, don't pretend to know more than me if you don't.
23. Lend me
an item of clothing to wear. if i get attached to your shirt, then
you're
probably next. This goes with having good taste in attire of course.
27. Play in
a Good rock band. Even better, be in a band that writes funny lyrics.
Drums or
vocals... anything really. heh
16. Appreciate Beck and buy all his albums. Agree that he is a musical genius.
17. Appreciate the Spice Girls. They're fun!!! and they have fun clothes too.
18. Diss the
All Saints. Unoriginal charcoal sticks of silliness. Cannot stand the
lyrics
to the 'never ever' song. Have you heard the narrated bit before the
tune starts?
Talk about subservient idiocy. They also have boring clothes.
08. Drive a clean car (extra points for one with a soft-top).
05. Dress well. This is so simple, why do so many guys get it wrong?
04. Be lean.
Not skinny not muscly not (too) flabby. Just a physical type
preference.
*grin*
14. Adore me.
There! A list of what makes me like a guy... highly un-scandalous stuff. heh. I apologise for that. I might add in more things if i can come up with anything.. this isn't an exhaustive list, exhausting as it was to think of 29 whole things. I might add that #1 is a personal favourite (see my report on attending the Gay&Lesbian Mardi Gras) *grin*.
Since this is *supposed* to be a forum-like thing, now You get to send in a list of whtevers... turn-ons? i hesitate to say. Just send in whatever you want. I'll put it up. Go on, the form is right there... If you don't give me your real name i won't know who you are. Really. So don't shy!
By the way, i don't know if i really have 29 things up there... if you're really bored (or incredibly inane), and you counted less/more than 29, tell me. The first person to find an error in numbers (if there are any) will get..um... a cadbury picnic bar! (wooo... hahahah)
.one more thing....WHITE
tiny briefs..... :)
be nice to hold.. and
that means no wriggling and squirming when i hug
you... from the back
or otherwise. *grin*
be natural..
smell nice.
look like fann wong. i will scream like a woman.
roleplay. well.
be a good conversationalist.. knowing what to talk about.. knowing what not to talk about.. and knowing when not to say anything at all.
be anti-pop. even if
just for the sake of going against the flow of the
general populace.
be simple. no, don't be stupid, be simple.
be graceful.
be able to sing... well.
be an older women who goes for younger men.
be a taller gal who goes for shorter guys.
be funny.
respond well to my singing.
like staying at home in a warm bed in rainy days...
like the muppets.
wat turns me on: (i think...)
funny pple, good bod
esp. legs, mildly seductive even, nice hair medium
length maybe. no poserish
clothes, behavior etc.
decent. smart-ish
understands the music i listen to and agreeing with it totally! that could extend to design , and colours and performing arts too! hmm. then we'd BOTH move to Bolero's rhythm. heh.
plays an instrument that blends with mine, and duets.
enjoys absolut the way
i do. mmmm.
To
find someone who can share happiness with. And that would be the greatest
most challenging thing to find in life.
Sure
most ppl (guys anyway) would want a good looking female companion etc.
But when it comes down (no pun intended) to the crunch. I believe happiness
has got to be Numero Uno. But I digress.... turn ons you say...
hmm...
*An honest smile
*A soft voice, especially
close, near the ear or chest.
*Holding, hugs...yeah
plenty of hugs. (heard that a hug a day really does relieve stress....)
*Surprises. Suprises
that show u care.
*Cooking together or
working on something together.
*Caring, and caring
thoughts.
*The little things...
not gifts or flowers. The tiny compassionate things that make a relationship
what it really is.
*Honesty.
*LONG HAIR :D I am a
sucker for long hair... bound up in a bun... and then to be sensually unbound
by... ok ok.. that is no longer a turn on.. that is now a fantasy... which
this section is not about... better refrain before I go overboard....
hmm.. maybe too much
romantism can kill.
Wonder if humanity has
lost true and pure love?
No I think not. Think
that its in us all. Deep down inside.
Be happy. Its the only
way to stay sane in this mad mad world of ours.
Cheers and a great page!
(thank you~! -suyin)
