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What's a couple of months between friends
Any shrink will tell you it depends
The baby shower is a week away
But little Johnny came out today
Dear old dad he sure was surprised
Grandma was institutionalized
Sign mommy up for the PTA
Little Johnny came out today
He couldn't wait
He looks kind of girly
He's not very burly
Johnny came early
Hanging around in the maternity ward
Uncle Bud he cut the cord
You can see right through to his blue and gray
Little Johnny came out to stay
So let the punishment fit the crime
It's like California on New York time
It's a comment on naivete
Little Johnny got his way
He couldn't wait
He acted immaturely
Totally insecurely
Johnny came early
Totally prematurely
Johnny came early
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