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She wants a new dog
Not so happy with the one that she bought
Last year from a friend
Who convinced her that her breed was hot
Cause it won't roll over
It wont play fetch
It only plays dead
It's mangy fur stinks
That's why she thinks
Her dumb dogs inbred
She wants a new dog
One that won't jump on her boyfriend's leg
Or poop in the house
Or park beneath the table and beg
Man it's such a bother
He's the father
Of every neighborhood pup
He's to rowdy
When he barks howdy
A tempest in a tea cup
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