East Tremont isn't the only meandering pest to plague Bronx
highways with interminable overpasses. The bloated, elevated-heavy
Westchester Avenue also imposes itself on the weary Hutch, which
just couldn't find a second public works project to throw on
top of it, after expending all its mighty efforts to show up
East Tremont.
What is the deal anyway when it comes to East and West in The
Bronx? Look at a map of the Bronx and you'll see that the east
seems to go almost all the way to the rivers separating it from
Manhattan. East Tremont goes so far, but never becomes a West
Tremont. There IS no West Tremont, so why is there an East Tremont?
As for Westchester Avenue, obviously it was named for Westchester
County, yet it runs entirely through the officially eastern Bronx.
For that matter, since Westchester County is about as far east
in NY State as any county can be, exactly what Chester is east
of it? It actually contains the town of Eastchester and a boulevard
in the Bronx is named for Eastchester. You guessed it baby. Eastchester
Blvd is actually northwest of Westchester Avenue, at least in
the east. How come there's no Northchester? Take this even further
and compare the Chester situation to the Jersey Sexes, as in
Sussex and Essex and England's Wessex. Ever notice there's no
Nossex? No Sex? Get it? Okay, I'm quitting while I'm not that
far behind.
The un-arterial Pelham Pkwy is coming up soon. Pelham is nice.
Pelham is Hutchie's friend. Pelham wouldn't do nasty things like
cross the Hutch with hideous, blinding, royal blue, dayglo-like,
painted steel arches, now would it? |