Little is known of the musicians commisioned to write the soundtrack to the seminal Trouser Specialist II movie, or whether they are involved in the forthcoming Trouser Specialist 2000. The sessions are rumoured to have been recorded in Leeds early in 1993.
 

	"The Trouser Specialist Has Come To Your World To Rock", perhaps unsurprisingly, is a hard riffing wall of sound reminiscent of dangerous men and performance bikes. However, the song was never actually used, as the film's producers decided it would alienate their target audience; who rather than Scandinavian motorcycle outlaws were people who spent most of their free time at home watching television.	1149K MP3
	The song that did make it, "Automaton Death Fist" is difficult to describe as it is unlike anything I have ever heard. At times it comes close to experimental freestyle hip-hop, though not close enough for this description to be of any use.	1430K MP3

Stefan Beufont

Known in this country for his legendary impersonation of authoritarian shopkeeper Alf Stewart. Marseille's master of impressions became frustrated that the deeper, more spiritual, side to his work was either ignored or misunderstood and retired to form a construction company in 1995. Featured here is a rare UK performance captured live on Liverpool based Shout FM's "Dan and Drew Show".

	Part 1: The impressions that made him famous; Alf Stewart, Gerard Depardiou and Arnold from Diff'rent Strokes.	1700K MP3
	Part 2: The darker, lesser known side of Stefan Beaufont; including Jimmy Nail and a sublime characterisation of Auf Wiedersehen Pet's Bomber.	1060K MP3

Miscellaneous
 

	Monkey Theme: The full 6 minute version of Godiego's smash hit. Includes a futuristic sythesizer workout that has to be heard to be believed.	3277K MP3
	Tantrum: An overweight office worker sees red mist and takes it out on his computer hardware. Captured on security camera for your entertainment.	500K MPEG
	Mr Tambourine Man:  Shatner at the zenith of his psychadelic anti-establishment audio-visual mayhem.	2750K MP3
	The Incredible Hulk Outro: Exposing himself to a massive dose of gamma radiation proved to be a big mistake for Dr David Banner. Before he was a vain, though well paid, scientist, but now he is a hopeless bum who wanders about having tantrums and stealing clothes of peoples washing lines.	202K MP3
	The Dukes of Hazzard Theme: A song about two boys who've been in trouble with the law since the day the were born.	899K MP3
	Children's TV Anthems: All the classics zipped up into one file, including: Cheggers Plays Pop, Rhubarb, Jamie and his Magic Torch and a load of others.	2820K ZIP
	80's Retro-Future Disco Pack: All your 80's favourites in MIDI format, which means all the instuments are replaced with unfortunate 'synth' noises. Includes: Beat It, From the Land Down Under, etc. I know it does not sound good at all, but trust me; this is easily the best thing to be found on this web site.	172K ZIP