Ursula Hitler's Transgender Superstore: Your one-stop shemale shopping center! |
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Ursula Hitler's Transgender Superstore: Your one-stop shemale shopping center! |
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1/5/2000, 1:26
a.m.
WHY? Jennifer Love Hewitt: So bland she's invisible. I can't keep my eyes on her. If she were naked right here in this room with me now, I'd go look for a magazine. Calista: Prim yuppie ghoul. Her smile hurts. Xena: A giant domme dyke in a leather corset... and she doesn't turn me on? Her shrieking warrior princess cartwheels should thrill me. They just make me tired. Cameron Diaz: Pale, flavorless, brittle. The
last cookie in the jar.
WHY NOT?
Jennifer Connelly: Ripe, swollen sex baby. Quick! Make her famous before she bursts! Melanie Lynskey: Kate Winselt ain't the only Heavenly Creature on the block! This chubby jailbait goddess should be leading Christina Ricci's life. Cyndi Lauper: She's sixty years old, and she's still got the most pinchable goddam cheeks in town! Juliette Landau: Any girl who can look that much like a fish and still be sexy is a talent to reckon with. Where have you gone, Drusilla? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you. |
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