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HI, I 'M FAT KAT.

My Intro has been up here for long enough, so now lets get to business!

I hate dogs. always have, always will.

Us cats rule the Earth!

Anyway, to even more important matters, and its to to all you humans, take your pet to a vet! I'm begging you.

My teeth are falling out, and if Eric's dad hadn't noticed something wrong, i'd have choked on my food or something.

And don't even get me started with worms, and diseases. So please people, I'm begging you, your pets need it! Now read my bio, and have a nice day! PS: I'd like to say a special hello to Nizar in Lebanon. We all miss you!

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PERSONAL BIO
REAL NAME: FATCAT
AGE:8 (56 CAT YEARS)
WEIGHT:27 LBS.
PERSONAL ACHIEVEMENTS:
  • 1.DROVE THE LATE GREAT SWEET PEA TO INSANITY(RIVAL CAT)
  • 2.SHREDDED FORMER LIVING ROOM ARMCHAIR
  • 3.WON THE 96', 97', 98', 99', 00', STUFF YOUR FACE CAT CONTEST.

HOBBIES: 22HRS OF SLEEP PER DAY, EATING, WATCHING T.V. (MOSTLY WWF, AND SPORTS SHOWS)
RESIDES AT: A HOUSE IN ALBERTA, CANADA
BIO: I WAS ADOPTED BY ERIC AT THE AGE OF 1 1/2 YEARS (AROUND 10 1/2 CAT YEARS OLD).
WITHIN THE NEXT FEW MONTHS I GAINED ABOUT 12LBS.
THE LATE GREAT SWEET PEA, BLESS HER SOUL, DIDN'T LIKE ME TOO MUCH AT FIRST BUT LEARNED TO LIVE WITH ME.
2 YEARS AGO I KIND OF ADOPTED A SON NAMED MACK BECAUSE I WAS SOMEWHAT OF A FATHER FIGURE TO HIM.
MACK IS PROBABLY THE BEST-LOOKING CAT IN THE WORLD,
HE'S A TEENAGER (CAT YEARS) AND ISN'T AROUND MUCH
BUT I HOPE HE SLOWS DOWN ONE OF THESE YEARS.
ABOUT A YEAR AND A HALF AGO ANOTHER CAT MOVED IN NAMED MITTENS.
HE DOESN'T REALLY LIKE ME BUT THAT'S FINE WITH ME.
HE IS MACK'S TWIN BROTHER AND THEY ALWAYS HANG AROUND OUTSIDE, AND EMBARASS ME WHEN THEY GET INTO TROUBLE.
RECENTLY THEY GOT EAR MITES, YUCK, AND HAD TO GET DROPS IN THEIR EARS EVERY DAY BUT GOT RID OF THEM SOON AFTERWARDS.
WE ARE ALL THANKFUL FOR THAT!
ONE DARK AND STORMY NIGHT ERIC CAME HOME WITH A CAGE...AND A HAMSTER! HE ACTUALLY ONLY HAD IT FOR A FEW DAYS AND LATER TOOK IT TO HIS MOM'S FROM HIS DAD'S.
(LESLIE IS HIS MOM I LIVE WITH HIS DAD) WORST OF ALL I COULDN'T TOUCH HIM, OR MOST IMPORTANTLY I COULDN'T EAT HIM!
OH WELL.

WELL THATS ALL FOR NOW, TAKE CARE.

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THE LATE GREAT SWEET PEA

WIN MY AWARD! IT'LL BE AWARDED TO ANY SITE ON THE NET ON OCTOBER 1ST 2000.
IF YOU ARE INTERESTED EMAIL WITH THE ADDRESS TO YOUR PAGE SO I CAN CHECK IT OUT.
THIS SITE IS AWARDED EVERY SIX MONTHS AND IS A GREAT HONOUR TO BE CALLED THE FUNKIEST PAGE OUT OF THE TONS I'VE EVER LOOKED AT.
EMAILING ME IS PROBABLY THE ONLY WAY FOR YOU TO WIN.
WOULDN'T YOU WANT THE FATKAT FUNKY SITE AWARD?

sample of award

SIGN LESLIE'S DREMBOOK TO SUPPORT THE CATS AGAINST BATHS CAMPAIGN
OR YOU COULD TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF MY LITTLE PAGE, OR EVEN TELL ME ABOUT YOU'RE PET.
I'm aware I have fans that are scared to speak up, but really, if you have questions, comments, ideas, or even stuff you want to put on my page, please just email leslie or tell me about it in the dreambook.

thanks

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IF YOU ARE AN ANIMAL HATER THIS SITE IS NOT FOR YOU!
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!