"I'm having a Fiona Apple day." ~me
"Sanity is the playground of the unimaginative."
"Hope can only be found in the place where it was lost."
"It is the dark menace of the future that makes cowards of us."
"A secret can be kept by 3 if 2 are dead."
"I am strong. I am invincible. I am woman." ~NIKE
"Don't be sad because it's over, smile because it happened."
"You! Off my planet!!"
"Well this day was a total waste of make-up."
"I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
"Back off! You're standing in my aura!"
"I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"
"Innocence is underrated."
"Beauty is an interpretation."
"How shall I hold my soul that it may not be touching yours?" ~Ranier Maria Rilke
"I miss him in the weeping of the rain..." ~Edna St. Vincent Millay
"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." ~Mark Twain
"If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me." ~Bobcat Goldthwait
"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?" ~John Mendoza
"I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." ~Lily Tomlin
"Why does Sea Worl have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God, I could be eating a slow learner!" ~Lynda Montgomery
"I don't want a man I can live with; I want a man I cna't live without." ~Lace
"I come along but I don't know where you're taking me. I shouldn't go but you're reaching back and shaking me. Turn off the sun, pull the stars from the sky, the more I give to you, the more I die." ~NIN
"...deep within I'm shaken by the violence of existing for only you." ~Sarah McLachlan
"I smashed myself to pieces- I am gonna f--k myself up- I'm sifting through the ashes- oh what have I become- I gave myself away now I'm nothing- all that I can do is break myself in two- I f--ked it all away now I'm nothing..." ~NIN
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God, do you learn." ~C.S. Lewis
"As long as there are memories, yesterday remains. As long as there is hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as there is frienship, today is beautiful."
"And there ain't nothing like regret to remind you you're alive..." ~Sheryl Crow
"...for I shall not pass this way again." ~Stephen Grellet
"We meet on the common ground of an uncommon Age and share our gifts of dark and light, good dream and bad, simple joy and not so simple sorrow." ~Ray Bradbury
"This life is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual life, you would have received further instructions on where to go and what to do."
"It's alright, letting yourself go, just as long as you can get yourself back." ~Mick Jagger
"Whatever you want to do, do it now. There are only so many tomorrows." ~Michael Landon
"The future belongs to those who believe in the power of the their dreams." ~Eleanor Roosevelt
"I wanna perfect body; I want a perfect soul...I want you to notice when I'm not around...and I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. What the Hell am I doing here? I don't belong here." ~Radiohead
"It is the happy hour...the passing dream...the tender time of innocence that is part of us forever." ~Joan Walsh Anglund (referring to childhood)
"Taking with me your memory and your lack/ i now descend into a milder day; stripped of your love, unburdened of my hope..." ~Edna St. Vincent Millay
"Life is a puzzle; all mixed up and crazy until one day you decide to take it out of the box and put it together." ~me
"In three words I can sum up everything I learned from life: it goes on." ~Robert Frost
"We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." ~Will Rodgers
"Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience." ~Victoria Holt
"Every day is my best day; this is my life; I'm not going to have this moment again." ~Bernie Siegel
"Yet women's ways are witless ways,/ As any sage will tell,/ And what am I, that I should love/ So wisely and so well?" ~Edna St. Vincent Millay
"Drink to me only with thine eyes, and I will pledge with mine; or leave a kiss but in the cup, And I'll not look for wine." ~Ben Jonson
"I arise from dreams of thee In the first sweet sleep of night, When the winds are breathing low, And the stars are shining bright." ~Percy Bysshe Shelley
"I'd be crazy to propose to her, but when I see that profile of hers I feel the only thing worth doing in the world is to grab her and start shouting for clergymen and bridesmaids to come running." ~P.G. Wodehouse
"He gave her a look you could have poured on a waffle." ~Ring Lardner
"I loved Kirk so much, I would have skied down Mount Everest in the nude with a carnation up my nose." ~Joyce McKinney
"A life without love is like a year without summer." ~Swedish proverb
"Why do you say you are spiritual yet you treat people like shit?" ~Alanis Morissette
"Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture."
"Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes, that way if he doesn't like what you have to say, you'll be a mile away and you'll have his shoes."
"Dragon Pearl, Olive Garden, it doesn't really matter, just feed me." ~Jessica Vance, on her favorite restaurant
"Have you ever contemplated infinity? I did once, for an hour. Couldn't get it though." ~Nolan Morris
"Jelly bean is a food item, I realized my hunger, and I realized that I also want a donut, which happens to be a small round pasrty with a hole." ~Brandon Spangler on why he made a random comment about donuts after making a random comment about jellybeans
"Why does my Muse only speak when she is unhappy? She does not. I only listen when I am unhappy" ~Stevie Smith
"Somebody get me a cheeseburger!" ~Steve Miller Band
"I love you because no two snowflakes are alike, and it is possible, if you stand tippy-toe, to walk between the raindrops." ~Nikki Giovanni
"I tried playing poker against myself but I kept calling my bluff." ~Jessica Taylor
"I'm pretty nonchalant when it comes to whatever." ~Brian, Joey's friend
"I got it, but I just figured you were insane." ~Joey Manguno, referring to yet another random thing I said
"On an evening such as this it's hard to tell if I exist." ~Barenaked Ladies
"So, basically, the reason I'm a f___ing sell-out is that I've always been a f___ing sell-out, and now I have somebody to sell out with who understands about selling out because he's a sell-out, too." ~Tracie, from writingz.com
"In conclusion, the couple monster sucks, and I am kind of a couple monster, so I kind of suck, but not that bad because the Afraid of Being Seen with Girl/Boyfriend Monster is even worse." ~Tracie, from writingz.com
"The world has no way to clean itself- that's why there's so much dust." ~Marc, 'SLC Punk'
"Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?" ~John Cusack, High Fidelity
"One moment they weren't there. . . the next you couldn't miss them. They were everywhere. And they'd grown breasts." ~John Cusack, High Fidelity
"If you tore this-- it's vintage!-- I would ____ing sock your nose!" _~Jack Black, High Fidelity
"John Dilinger was shot dead behind that theater in a hail of FBI gunfire. You know who tipped 'em off? His ____ing girlfriend. He just wanted to go to the movies." ~John Cusack, High Fidelity
"I guess it made more sense to commit to nothing-- keep one foot out the door. But that's suicide. By tiny, tiny increments." ~John Cusack, High Fidelity
"Tell him the Catholic has your back." ~Joey Manguno
"If you help me, would you let me see that part of yourself?" ~Abra Moore
Cory: "Ahrnmm" Me: "You have to make sounds effects when you bite into your sandwich?" Cory: "It's just so juicy and delicious."
"I'm sensitive." ~Cory Fields
"Now what is a trash bag's purpose? To be thrown away. That's just sad." ~Cory Fields, trying to prove why trash bags are so useless.
"And like a distant star in the night, I'm reaching out for you." ~Dexter Freebish
"Unremembered and afar I watched you as I watched a star, through darkness struggling into view, and loved you better than you knew." ~Elizabeth Akers Allen
"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties." ~Jules Renard
"To love one who loves you, to admire one who admires you, in a word, to be the idol of one's idol, is exceeding the limit of human joy; it is stealing fire from heaven." ~Delphine de Girardin
"Love might be great, but why lose your head?" ~Sheryl Crow
"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get-- only what you are expecting to give-- which is everything. What you will receive in return varies. But it really has no connection with what you give. You give because you love and cannot help giving. If you are very lucky, you may be loved back. That is delicious but it does not necessarily happen." ~Katherine Hepburn
"I don't imagine you will dispute the fact that at present the stupid people are in an absolutely overwhelming majority all the world over." ~'Dr. Stockmann', from Henrik Ibsen's An Enemy of the People
"Kathy, 'I'm lost,' I said, though I knew she was sleeping. I'm empty and aching and I don't know why." ~Simon and Garfunkel
"It's over-- kaput-- except for the tailspin." ~Doug & the Slugs