Diary of Camp

Supermarkets are big and scary!
Beltway traffic sucks…
Happiness is snoozing in a warm car with friends…
Small towns are scary too!
JR has sweet nuts...
"Are we there yet?"
Can there be Utopia with human nature as it is?
I don't care what anyone says - it was a kangaroo…
"What drugs is she on again?"
Why weren't there any fire bans posted on the website?
Why weren't there any fire ban warning when we called?
Why the hell is there a fire ban when it's raining?
Ranger Rita is a compulsive liar escapee from the mental asylum...
The Lodge and Taproom don't serve food until 11:00pm…
"I'm My Own Grandpa" by ANDY…
"And one time, in Dupont…"
Waitress Debbie won't let us eat our to-go food…
Expelled from the Taproom...
Stale bread turkey sandwiches…
"I'm not drunk, I'm just not sober!"
Attack of the living bud...
Where is the orange juice cap?
Singing in the rain...
Mongrel bastard children from Hell...
...and their red-neck fathers...
Malibu at 9:00am...
"Bugles con Queso" are nasty...
POP TARTS!!!
Let there be CAKE!!!
Pink frosting rocks…
Random strangers with good hair...
J and JR curled up together napping...
"Who shot the sheriff?"
Scuba Erin has excellent taste in clothes…
So does J…
"Don't feed the Fenny!"
The Hunt Death March...
Bear wearing boots, paw print…
Waterfalls are beautiful…
The water is contaminated…
"Just go on without me..."
"Is she insane?"
No more ups!
When I rule the world, it will be an Escher drawing - no more uphills!
Ranger Rita strikes again!
"How YOU doing?"
Are you there God?  It's me, Fenny...
BURROWING SNAKES!!!
No Showers Weekend Pact…
"Dammit, you will eat the salad or wear it!"
"More cake anyone?"
"How about now?"
"Now?"
"How about now?"
NAPPY TIME!!!
"You stink.  Oh wait.  That's me"...
The Mongrel Bastard Children must die!!!
"Paul will never grow old to sixty-four with Linda!"
"Someone change the track so she can stop crying"
"But it's Sergeant Pepper!"
"Good point!"
Where the hell is this place?
"You call this an apple martini?"
"What part of prime rib 'end cut', don't you understand?"
"Interesting looking meat!"
"Mashed potatoes for everyone!"
JESUS BIRDS!!!
Ooooooooh!  Stars!
Resin bowl…
"So, how many bottles of wine did you bring?"
On love, life and living…
CUDDLE!
We hate the mongrel bastard children…
Ranger Rita lies…
Bye bye!
"How can anyone ruin a hashbrown?"
"Oh, that's how"
Luray Caverns are undescribable…
"What part of don't touch, don't you understand?"
Dream Lake...!
"Uhhhhhhhh...is Rte 66 SUPPOSED to look like this?"
"No more Sinatra!"
"Never mind...just no more Jerry Falwell!"
Home is where happiness resides…
Hot showers are a delight not to be spurned…!
NAPTIME!
All cuddled out…
Hail to the Redskins, hail victory!
"Trust me on the color scheme.  I'm a gay man."
"You can never go wrong with too much garlic or ginger"
Spagetti squash…
Time of my life - only with you…

A little help from my friends
What would you think if I sang out of tune,
Would you stand up and walk out on me.
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song,
And I'll try not to sing out of key. 
I get by with a little help from my friends,
I get high with a little help from my friends,
Going to try with a little help from my friends
			- the Beatles

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