THE BILLY RAY FAQ:
Who are you?
I am Billy Ray - The Standard by Which All Others Are Compared.
Accept No Imitations.
How old are you? Where do you live? Are you married?
1.I turn 40 in January. 2. Dallas, TX. 3. No - are you proposing?
What's the purpose of this webpage?
This webpage indulges my literary aspirations, as well as enlightening other members of the species. The species requires enlightenment - it is my calling to do just that.
Why do you think your opinions will enlighten others?
I possess a Mensa level IQ and I've seen more shit than a proctologist.
What makes you think the rest of us need enlightenment?
Beanie Babies. Furbys. Network sitcoms. The Macarena. Karaoke. Need I say more?
What are your religious or spiritual beliefs?
Deist with Buddhist overtones.
How would you politically categorize yourself?
Libertarian in belief although I'm not a member of the party. Have you seen the people they throw into the election ring? Christ, what a bunch of losers.
What is your personality type per Myers-Briggs?
INTP - the same as Einstein and Mark Twain. I'm definitely amongst those of my element.
You used to take lots of drugs, didn't you?
Let's just say that I share common experiences with Keith Richards and Robert Downey Jr.
You think you're oh so smart, don't you?
I don't think I'm oh so smart - I KNOW that I am oh so smart.
Asshole.