EJ's
Fishing Wit & Wisdom
Gleaned from a lifetime of experience
OK, I will go right ahead and ask the question that is on all of your minds...
Who the heck uses the word "gleaned", and what the heck does it mean?
Hey! I just said I would ask the question, I never said I would answer it. Get your own dictionary you lazy person.
And then I imagine the next question is...
Eric's fishing wit and wisdom... What qualifies you to write this volumous tome of fishing lore and knowledge?
Well, if you knew me (which you don't, hence I have to tell you this...) you would know that I Love to Fish, and I have Fished all my life.
I am perhaps the most skilled and accomplished fisherman in the country...
Well, I am one of the best fishermen in Minnesota...
Well I know how to fish pretty good...
Hey, I have caught a few fish... OK...
If you read and study all of the information in this site, you will improve your fishing success by at least 100%. Now if you have never caught a fish before, that's not so impressive I know... (But that is your problem not mine.) In fact... I am so confident in this, that I am willing to offer you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not immediately begin catching more fish!
For the uninitiated or uninformed...
A definition... What is a Fisherman ?OK, OK... Enough already! I am ready to:
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