AOL NIGHTS (sung to the tune of SUMMER NIGHTS)

HIM:  AOL lovin - it happened so fast
HER:  AOL lovin - do you think it will last?
HIM:  I met a babe - with (  o  ) (  o  ) 38Ds
HER:  I met a guy - with {S cutebutt} for me
BOTH:  AOL days, {S IM}ing away - having {S loftsex} on AOL nights

GUYS:  Tell me more, tell me more - does she have a pic?
GIRLS:  Tell me more, tell me more - does he have a big _ _ _ _?

HIM:  She IMed me - told me her skin was soft
HER:  Said he was hard - so he took me to the loft
HIM:  I told her all about - my 10 inch _ _ _ _
HER:  Kept me up there - way past 10 O'clock
BOTH:  AOL fling, wearing nothing - having {S loftsex} on AOL nights

GIRLS:  Tell me more, tell me more - is that where you've been?
GUYS:  Tell me more, tell me more - does she have a twin?

HIM:  So she put me - on her buddy list
HER:  And I imagined - the way he would kiss
HIM:  I think I might have - a chance to get laid
HER:  He charmed me with his - online serenade
BOTH:  AOL love, can't get enough - of those {S ohbaby} AOL nights

GUYS:  Tell me more, tell me more - will she make you wait?
GIRLS:  Tell me more, tell me more - when is your first date?

HER:  He kept insisting - that we should meet
HIM:  I told her it's only - cause she's so sweet
HER:  So I met him - at the local bar
HIM:  And I introduced her - to the backseat of my car
BOTH:  AOL heat, when AOLers meet - on those {S ohbaby} AOL nights

GIRLS:  Tell me more, tell me more - do you think he will stay?
GUYS:  Tell me more, tell me more - did you go all the way?

HER:  Then he left me - it brought me to tears
HIM:  Got ^5s from the guys - who bought me more beers
HER:  His so-called 10 inch - it wasn't even half that
HIM:  Her _ _ _ _ weren't so big - it was just fat
BOTH:  AOL lies, that's how AOL love dies - on those {S ohbaby} AOL nights

ALL:  Tell me more, tell me more