Hi, Here is a foto to help you remember us.
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- 08/26/99 22:44:41 | Comments: new comic posted |
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Bob Southwick - 08/26/99 16:25:18 | Comments: I heard this story of a man from Westfield Massachusetts who went of to stay in Paris for a while, and when he was there for a few days, he started feeling unwell. So he asked DR. Cleveland for help, and the good Dr. told him to hold his head in a bucket f shit 1 hour a day, and then come back and see him next week. When the man returned to the Dr., he said," Doc Cleveland, It worked. I feel great! What was wrong with me?" The good Dr. replyed," You were just homesick"! (Bon Voyage) |
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doc . cincinati - 08/26/99 16:19:35 | Comments: so the mystery HappyNaughty man reveals himself... magical music man...ding a dang turcotteski...who taught u 2 turn on a computer? ....hole in my shoe, let's me know it has rained in the night; bad coffee in this Doom Town... |
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Lee - 08/24/99 21:31:55 My URL:http://www.thrill.to/kenny | Comments: 1. go to kennyīs "beyond" links. 2. click on the first one, "Aprilīs...." 3. turn up the volume |
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the real happy sadman - 08/24/99 14:45:09 | Comments: wo! someone using my handle(sic)... sorry Doc...I don't leave naughty messages.... who is this mysterious Craig from canada, and why has he attempted to sully my good humor? I personally view sexual relations in a more tender context... yours, Happy Sadman. |
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Dr.cleveland - 08/23/99 14:56:40 | Comments: Happy sad man is trying to be a funny person. The humor though is lost with a flush of his own toilet brain. If you canīt find the handle to your own toilet, grab your ear and twist it. Without fail you will think of something else to write. |
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happysadman - 08/21/99 06:17:13 My Email:dingdangdoo@yahoo | Comments: Dear Dr Cleveland- When I'm with a woman, sometimes I don't have the fortitude for the fifth time 'round. I've tried prosthetic devices (Coke cans, toilet brushes, plants) and ultimately these are dissatisfying to both my partner and myself. Also, will using these devices ave an adverse effect on potential offspring ( abormal hair growth, colour, etc.)? Your Canadian brother- Craig |
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The Gary Cleveland Group - 08/19/99 13:07:15 You want to be added to our e-mailing list? (Y,N): please, no. | Comments: |
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law suit - 08/19/99 12:59:07 recommended LINK.: frivilous.com | Comments: doc, some of the neighborhood kids have been trying the "Iron on Tattoo" gag displayed in your comics section. I believe at least 3 have formed a club. Please print a "don't try this at home", or "this is not cool to do", quantifier for this section, bef re this goes to far. Thanx for your time Dr. Cleveland. |
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Ernst Stasni - 08/18/99 20:06:16 | Comments: That one part of the website is pretty interresting. It would be good if you went on like that. The other part is okay. Check out my websit |
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Patrick - 08/18/99 19:20:32 | Comments: Steve, hey, wanted to drop a line to say thanks for the great tunes. its hard when one has to sift through tons of bullshit to find a gem, well worth the search. please keep em coming. congrats on your new child, excellent! i am from new jersey, i am a tattoo artist working near the jersey shore area. remain steadfast, patrick dean |
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john robinson - 08/17/99 12:24:36 | Comments: I like web sites with pre-programed music in them. If anyone finds one could you please put it onto the URL slot? I am searching for any pages with Marty Paich orchestrations as acompaniment. |
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beware - 08/16/99 17:19:09 My URL:http://www.netdotcom.com/northmar/LtoS.htm | Comments: |
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Ken Jackson - 08/15/99 22:19:01 My Email:mflb@hotmail.com | Comments: I dig the voice of Evan Dando. Not only can he sing, but thatīs about it. I just wanted to say this on line. Maybe the guy can play guitar or write songs but I didnīt listen for that. I wonder if he can open up his mouth anymore. Actually, why should he? Then again, if he did I probably wouldnīt hear it. I only bought one Lemonheads tape and tht was years ago and I gave it to a friend of mine. To the previous writer I would agree that the long and winding road is an important one but difficult to stand on for a long time. Waiting for cars to stop i |
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Jochem - 08/14/99 23:38:47 | Comments: Steve: It's sort of a surprise to find you so well presented on the web. I didn't think there would be anything about you on the web, but this is extremely well done, with the MP3's and all. I still have to thank for the CD you gave me last year. You won't remember probably, since you just found out about Bockbier when you were playing. I did wonder whether you've played in Belgium since then, 'cause I'd be curious to know what you think about their beers.After a few of those one hardly thinks at all. I was extremely satisfied by your first (as far as I know) jazz-experiment. Although it's not up to me in any way whatsoever to say anything about this, I would like to urge you to continue exploring this long and winding road. No really, I've only recently started listening to jazz myself, and getting used to it I have to say that it gives possibilities hardly found anywhere else. Well, I guess I'll be coming 'round to your website more often, so I'll give you a rest right now.Take care!Jochem |
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Man - 08/12/99 06:14:10 | Comments: Itīs a sign of the ages marking on my mind; man at the crossroads, at odds with an angry sky... there can be no salvation, there can be no rest, until all old customs are put to the test. |
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Big foot - 08/10/99 22:16:19 | Comments: this is one of the most awsome web sites iīve been to! |
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Dr. Cleveland - 08/10/99 05:56:11 | Comments: It is a pity that absolutely no one has the intestinal fortitude needed for positive harsh criticism. Most cannot stand to have their self image toyed with. Then further, most will not even venture in the direction of being direct and critical, afraid of the aftermath. This guestbook should be a forum to present clear and honest criticism on any matter. Questions or comments? Shoot |
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Dr. Cleveland - 08/09/99 17:19:05 My URL:http://www.zone-hamburg.com/teer/ recommended LINK.: http://www.zone-hamburg.com/teer/ | Comments: Hier ist eine tolle Website. |
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Mom - 08/05/99 13:08:25 | Comments: now you've gone and upset your father...I've cleaned up your mess, but please don't link porno sites to us, we are nice people, who don't need such things, nor do our wonderful guests... Nice sunny day in Westfield, the fair opens next week. Iced thai coffee at Siam Square, northampton=$$$$ |
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Dad - 08/03/99 16:35:43 | Comments: This picture should be removed from the guest book. Not only is it in bad taste but some creep who visits this website thinks it is "cool" to put such pictures into such guestbooks. Disgusting |
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Rockbitches - 07/31/99 16:58:19 | Comments: Hi, Here is a foto to help you remember us. |
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Stan P. Collikson - 07/31/99 06:32:47 My URL:http://www.rock.com My Email:MFLB@hotmail.com | Comments: I was wondering if anyone has read the new Robinson gags and if there is any one who has read the M.F.L.B. magazine out of Vienn |
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mr. turcotte - 07/16/99 05:54:36 | Comments: d. dr. clvlnd-- more comix-- bt... jeezo... r u 2 bzzy? mk me laugh mthr fkr mch lv-- m. |
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- 07/09/99 11:59:17 | Comments: i am going to listen to wandering many mant times until i get tired of it. so far i have listened six times in a row |
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Gene - 06/22/99 20:17:51 My URL:http://www.mp3.com/krystapinzch | Comments: hi there, I'm from Australia and i manage krystapinzch, who , but are looking for bands to link to. Krystapinzch played with the Cruel Sea, Manic Street Preachers,.......compared to Will Oldham ?....i'd be interested to hear from you soon.. |
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GRS - 06/14/99 16:32:54 | Comments: Hey very interesting music your experiment has produced.I spent this morning checking. How did you come about doing music like this? |
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- 06/06/99 06:33:13 My Email:dingdangdoo@yahoo | Comments: M. Turcottes E mail. |
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josh - 06/05/99 20:27:39 | Comments: really respect your music. love the split single you did with the scud mt. boys. are you coming to seattle any time? |
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Dr. Cleveland - 06/01/99 12:05:55 My URL:http://www.wonderbread.com | Comments: Dear Worried, Try not so hard to impress your problem, Kenny. Rather find inspiration with what you actually have. Take a day, and scan yourself. What you find will be enough to create a stronger self. With a character the likes of whom youīve described, you seem to be none other than someone dressed up in a dried soup scum costume riding around in this creepīs beard. As well, the guy has his rights to freedom. Hopes of peace worldwide can be forgotten and what I suggest is that you buy a car and drive to a place youīve always dreamed of. Alone. |
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BOKONON - 05/28/99 22:00:15 My URL:http://subgenius.com/ recommended LINK.: http://subgenius.com/ | Comments: What Can a Thoughtful Man Hope for Mankind on Earth, Given the Experience of the Last Million Years? Nothing. The 14th book of Bokonon |
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Worried... - 05/28/99 03:32:13 | Comments: Dear Doc Cleveland, There is a situation developing now. My husband, Kenny Loggins, who is just a naturally friendly guy and good samaritan, met a woman on the internet and e-mailed her often, then she started calling to let him know he was on-line, usually after I'd gone to bed. Now, he's meeting her after work occassionally to talk over coffee. He's been totally up front with me about the whole thing and it all seems very innocent at this point, but I know that it only takes one moment of weakness and I just don't know if he's got the emotional control to resist if she decides to take it to the ext level. I have told him all of this and he assures me it's going to be fine but I don't feel comfortable with it . Any encouraging words? |
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Dr. Cleveland - 05/27/99 13:35:57 My URL:http://www.noisetank.com | Comments: hello. |
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- 05/26/99 18:19:06 | Comments: I'm glad there are actual musicians left in this world of sellouts and one hit wonders.........Keep up the great work you've done here ! There are still those of us who appreciate "free" art....... Thank you, Marty Thompson |
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Skip Tomalu M'Darlin - 05/22/99 13:01:00 recommended LINK.: FREEFORM HAIKU | Comments: Computer friend Magic IN Magic OUT Is Doctor Cleveland In? |
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Happy Sadman - 05/10/99 22:55:22 My URL:http://www.thefreesite.com | Comments: Dear Dr.Gary,...I feel kind of ridiculous. Two weeks ago I bought two pairs of "edible underwear" from the local Sexy shop. Well, they had been sitting in my drawer for 3 weeks, and the other day I ate them when I had the munchies, and all the stores were closed. |
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Dr. Cleveland - 05/06/99 09:54:42 My URL:http://www.max.de | Comments: Dear Jackie**** Mark Turcotte is a good man and as I believe, a first class teacher. Iīve had the pleasurable experience of playing saxophone next to him on the big stages of europe, from Norway to Switzerland, and on each occasion, Iīve learned about music, my own capa lities and about the good things in life from him. Itīs nice to hear from his students because he deserves credit for his hard work and spreading the news around the world that music leads to a fabulous life. Let us then toast Mark Turcotte for his good work. Cheers Mark and thanks ***Jackie*** for your note to us here at Gary Cleveland. Dr. Cleveland |
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Jackie Billings - 05/04/99 19:06:31 My Email:jackie_billings@nmh.northfield.ma.us recommended LINK.: www.pimpdaddy.com | Comments: Hey- A few years ago, Mark Turcotte conducted the band at Sheffield Elementary School. I was one of his students... I just thought I'd drop by and check this out... cool beans. *jackie* |
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Dr. Cleveland - 04/29/99 11:14:24 recommended LINK.: http://www.vw.co.at | Comments: Chiv and Happy, now, I remember the days of genious BLT sandwhiches and the slicing of the ingredients,...placing them on the toasted butter top sandwich slices. Then, the magical corner to corner triangular severing of the sandwich object. I find it hard to imagine these days. Together with, perhaps, an orangina , the meal described would promote fullfilment of taste and stomach loading requirements. To be sure, we can find enjoyment in many hings in life. One needs a pinch of imagination to give a warm face the cold refreshing water-shower of a change of mind.My methods may unorthodox. That is true, but they can work. |
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Biv Chivvy - 04/23/99 14:52:15 | Comments: Dear Honorable Dr.Gary Cleveland, Inc..Will a Honey Baked ham sandwich on rye with swiss cure my fear of success? the best compliment as a beverage? |
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Happy Sadman - 04/23/99 14:45:40 My URL:http://dirtrecipes.org | Comments: Doc... I object to some of your guest views. I'm not convinced that so-called handkilling, the "natural" hunter style, is any more just to our fellow creatures. |
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Dr. Cleveland - 04/17/99 13:27:29 My URL:http://www.dior.com | Comments: Dear Un-disgruntled Red Sox fan, your well of anger has been justly filled this spring. nature must deal with many people and probably dosnīt have fast software capable of matching the events which lead us to an up-to-date condition. Iīm s eaking of the un-timely death of the slugger, Joe Dimaggio. With his passing, I calmly proclaim, the end of the evil curse which has loomed over the Sox for over 75 years. To release the tension of your to-the-brim-filled cup, sit back i your TV throne, pull back the aluminum tab of your cold miller beer and take the first of those two colonial "Fenway Franks" with a confident fist and start the feast. I predict that Don Zimmer will retu n from the warner brothers version of the bugs bunny show and take the helm in the dugout. I will also say that MIT scientists have created a hybrid red sox player out of collected saliva containing dna from over 7 big star players in away dugouts. A mixture of Gehrig, Cepeda, Dent, etc., the player, will suit up for june. Watch out for the mystery mans topps rookie card, potentially on the helves as I write this. |
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A. Tad Offbase - 04/11/99 16:23:09 | Comments: ....Doc Cleveland, help me...I can't help thinking like this, "Red Sox..this is the year!" . I know they do this to me every time... Am I sick? HELP ME! |
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Heather Pighetti - 04/10/99 20:57:52 My Email:heather@javanet.com recommended LINK.: www.snakefoot.com | Comments: Hey, Everybody! Very cool website. I entered through Daxe's Snakefoot.com. Just a note to say hello, and I love you. heather |
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Bonanno - 04/02/99 23:41:47 My Email:r_bonanno@yahoo.com recommended LINK.: www.skidmore.edu/~rbonanno/webpage | Comments: Dr. Cleveland and friends. What do you think about saw palmetto? My parents should have loaded up on cases of Geritol rather than Pastene Kitchen Ready tomatoes. Are you still friends with Dr. Guarnotta? thank you for the comic remedy. |
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mancini - 03/28/99 23:50:41 | Comments: wow, man. you guys rule... |
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Spider - 03/27/99 00:17:35 | Comments: Craig...with your permission, I would like to use your "Gypsy Woman" ideas for a treatment I'm working on. I don't want to drop names 'bout who's on board, but does the name Lita Ford ring a bell with you? I'll be in touch, babe. |
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- 03/26/99 16:28:03 My URL:http://www.zone-hamburg.com/juke_box/start.html | Comments: As barry white once told me,"Music is a beautiful thing". Pick guy, cheese/concrete stain guy and singer songwriter guy, you all need individual remedies to cure your ills. Pick guy, try a ceasar salad with a lot of vinegar added into the dressing. Che se/concrete stain guy, roast a leg of lamb with plenty of rosemary as a garnish. drain the greasy sauce mixture into a cup and paint the sauce directly onto the stain. If this does work you should then enjoy the meal. inger songwriter guy, buy an all day trolley ticket. Get on and ride all day long seemingly for free. You should gain enough material for 5 records worth of songs from this day. This is a proven fact. |
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Wind Love - 03/21/99 18:37:35 My URL:http://www.Windlove.com My Email:windlove@vdsk.com You want to be added to our e-mailing list? (Y,N): Please recommended LINK.: www.finrock.org | Comments: We are from Finland. We sound like San Francisco in 76, but have the attitude of Brussells '93. We are gonna make your world! |
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Craig Johnson - 03/21/99 18:30:45 | Comments: Dear doctor Cleveland. I am a small person who is attempting to become a songwriter. Music seems to be beyond my ability, I realize after several failures at learning piano or guitar. (I do know a little clarinet, mostly marching band stuff; but I think i 's not Rock and Roll). Having no talent with createing a tune, I thought of trying lyric writing. Could you advise me? I find your talents very fine tuned to what Rock is about. Here are some more ROCK things I'm working on:............ 1.) Gypsy Woman Dead End Needle Road. 2.)My Gypsys' White Horse Gotta Monkey on it's BAck. 3.) Rock and Roll Highway Took My Gypsy Woman. 4.) Under the Bridge With My Works. 5.) Needle Woman Sold my Children. and lastly; 6.) Killer Robots............... I also have a ballad I call, "How Much for Your Love?" and a reject titled, "When do we Begin Again?".........I aim these two at a younger female audience, wereas "Killer Robots" et all, are more of a "guy thing". Please be honest with me. I know I'm not very good. your Fan, Craig |
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Master Bates - 03/20/99 18:58:24 | Comments: ...Gotta great band, sounds like we're from Denver in '59, with an attitude of Miami in 1982. WE ARE GREAT!!!! |
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Mr. Turcotte - 03/13/99 20:20:40 | Comments: Dear Dr. Cleveland, Looking for a solution... Is it true blue cheese removes concrete stains from leather garments (pants, bags, shoes, etc.)? |
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geoff - 03/12/99 01:28:18 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/sunsetstrip/gala/2483 My Email:thecomeons@oocities.com recommended LINK.: http://pixiesweb.tsx.org | Comments: the come ons are the best band in the united kingdom. we sound like we come from detroit c.1969 and we act like we come from london c.1976. let's kick fucking ass! |
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dr.C - 03/11/99 16:06:28 My URL:http://www.phonotaktik.at recommended LINK.: http://www.javanet.com/~crow/underground | Comments: The problems with the last two guys are easy to cure. Try liquid gel, the humane and universal cure to any problem in life. Step one: take a clean glass and fill it up with fresh liquid gel. Step two: drink the glass down. |
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Dr. Cleveland - 03/03/99 15:50:24 My URL:http://www.rhiz.org | Comments: My hobby is repairing funny bones. So, I present a riddle to all the sick (every six month visiting) jerks who look at this guest page with regularity. HOW MANY CHICKENS DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE A SOUP? one bullion. |
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Mark Turcotte - 02/27/99 03:03:37 | Comments: Just finised a hot steamin' cup of the best cuppa joe... I ask the waitress, she sez "Liqid Wonder Gel." So... I want in on the ground floor on this one. When are we playin' next |
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P. Ipecleaner - 02/24/99 11:33:51 | Comments: LIQUID GELL has changed my life. I just wanted to tell everyone at LIQUID GELL headquarters "thanks for everything". |
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Dr. Cleveland - 02/17/99 03:47:31 | Comments: Yes Jerry, this is an interesting phenomenon. Modern art is often tied in with dillusions and such. Poloroid photographs often show "blips" of light, suggesting U.F.O.'s, and many hard rock records played backwards sound similar to the texts of various atanic writings. Phenomenon is what one should rejoice in and relish, so to say, in that the day's mondane routine goes on and on, endless in normality, ie. sleep, eat, good and bad part structure. The dog then, in it's innocent nature, becomes your med um, leading you into your own psyche. What was revealed to you by this dog foot imprint leads you straight into what you know and how you think about it all. You have found your holy grail, but this grail is not an infinite one. A dog's life is shorter than a man's. |
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Jerry Upside - 02/15/99 04:31:39 | Comments: Doc, you gotta help me. Im freaking out. Here's what happened,...I spilled some mustard yesterday, while spicing up a ball park frank, and, the dog stepped in it. this is the weird part; I go to clean up the spots and I notice...I swear to God.... one of he mustard/pawprints is an exact replica of the visitation of the Magi by Van Eck, only where the baby Jesus is supposed to be it looks like a melted banjo! PLEASE HELP ME! |
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Dr. Cleveland - 02/12/99 12:55:30 | Comments: Dear Cliff, the fact that you used such a suicidal fake first name is disturbing me. Or is it just some connection with your longing for brief, intimate contact? Like the clearing of snow with a shovel in order to pull the car out, I offer you a brief, intimate solution to your problem. Take a baguette, cut it in half and then again down the middle. Spread a mixture of butter and garlic on the white bread surface. Take thinnly sliced tomato pieces and place them on the buttered surface. Add piece of artichoke and prociutto ham to it. Top with freshly shredded pamesian cheese. Place the topped bread pieces in a pre-heated oven for 5-6 minutes. Take the objects out of the oven and eat them. If you havenīt an oven, then I suggest that you travel to Sienna, Italy and order the cook at the Bar Centrale to make you this phenominal treat. Afterwards, I garentee that you will not use such a stupid fake name and ask "waste of time" questions. |
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Kitten Glut - 02/12/99 05:25:10 My URL:http://www.hamsterdance.com/ recommended LINK.: http://www.hamsterdance.com/ favorite group.: two tonies | Comments: Hi Doctor Cleveland, Hamster dance is a religion. |
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Dr. Cleveland - 02/10/99 12:59:10 | Comments: Dear Mr. Randy Pants, I believe the world could use a good kick in the you-know-what. Exactly what part of the worldīs composition would you like to kick in the pants? A good 99%+ of earthīs make-up doesn`t even contain a parti le f pant material to kick at.----Please, people, when asking questions to the doctor, make them answerable.----Dr. Cleveland |
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Dr. Cleveland - 02/08/99 16:39:14 | Comments: Dear Torn, you have too many friends. Maybe too many other problems. What I can do for you is this: get a plastic trumpet and invite everyone over to your pad....the friends....the girlfriend...and so on. Give them a plastic trumpet concert theyīll never forget. Serve drinks and some appetizers. Sing loudly some of your latest poems and really give it to them...loud and clear. Your life is your own and no one elses. Give them a show that will blow their socks off and I garantee you that this remedy will lighten your load round robin. The question remains where to get a good plastic trumpet in this day and time. |
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Randy Pants - 02/03/99 20:33:21 You want to be added to our e-mailing list? (Y,N): Please favorite color.: god blue | Comments: Dr. Cleveland....... Sometimes I think this world needs a good kick in the pants. Are you with me? |
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Codename: Suid Jenkins - 02/03/99 20:29:26 favorite group.: badgers | Comments: Scott Chtape's new band, "the packages", play at the Synthposium on Monday. I will be playing harp, and selling chocolate ashtray candies. |
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TORN - 02/03/99 20:17:38 | Comments: DEAR DOCTOR CLEVELAND, MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO SPEND ALL HER TIME WITH ME |
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dr. cleveland - 02/03/99 17:08:12 | Comments: My favorite remedy for what, in the medical field, is called a hangover, is simple: you take one 1/2" slice of bologna, bake it or fry it. Then slip it between the two halves of a white bread roll and add a couple of dill pickle slices to it. Open one can of cold cola and begin the treatment. After complete ingestion and a time period of about 2 hours at the most, you will again become the tiger that you want to be. |
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gary - 01/29/99 13:53:20 My URL:http://www.what.com | Comments: Last night I drank some wine and then some vodka. This morning I didnīt feel good. Whatīs wrong with me, Dr. Cleveland? |
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Mattias Kareld - 01/20/99 23:42:26 My Email:doomdancer@hotmail.com Country: Sweden favorite group.: Reel Big Fish favorite color.: brown | Comments: I was one of the guys rixing your gig here in Vaxjo in Sweden and I can not thank you enough for a wonderful gig on a wonderful day. From all of us at Smalands nation in Vaxjo: Good Luck in the future and we hope to see you again |
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dennis goach - 12/04/98 12:28:39 | Comments: live from vienna austria, guys with jackhammers are pounding through pavement and building up a contemporary building site which ongoing, creates a modern and living city. There were these two penguins. One says to the other, "Why are you wearing a tuxe o?" and the other one answers, "Because I`m going to a formal party. Why are you wearing a tuxedo?" The first penguin answers, "Because I`m going with you." Auf wiedersehen. |
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Miranda - 12/03/98 20:23:54 My Email:morty1976@yahoo.com Country: USA!USA! favorite group.: Scud Mountain Boys favorite color.: silver | Comments: Steve Westfield is a rock and roll star, and a gentleman. Why, just the other day he put his beautiful leather jacket over a puddle so that I could walk across the street and not muddy my new $400 Prada pumps. Who says chivalry is dead? |
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MULLER Sylvain - 10/19/98 15:00:42 Country: FRANCE | Comments: My adress : 4, rue de la Libération 59230 Saint Amand les Eaux FRANCE |
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Muller Sylvain - 10/19/98 14:58:21 Country: FRANCE favorite group.: Steve WESTFIELD favorite color.: Yellow | Comments: I gave you some photos : taken in Belgium (ghent, Democrazy). Where are they ? |
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donny - 08/26/98 16:55:50 My URL:http://www.tmcm.com favorite color.: light brown | Comments: Hi everyone, my name is Donny, and I used to drink coffee. Hope I'm not crashing the party but, did you know that growing coffee does more damage to the eco-system than growing hemp? Also, coffee is a prime progenitor of pubic cancer. Also, I am 1/72 Native American, and my people never drank coffee, for spiritual reasons. Did you know that 40% of child molesters drink coffee? Not to mention the stains.. |
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Happy Sadman - 08/26/98 16:06:54 favorite color.: cheddar | Comments: Q: What did the professional drummer say when he got to his job? A: "Would you like fries with that?" |
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Happy Sadman - 08/26/98 16:06:07 favorite color.: cheddar | Comments: Q: What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? A: Drool. |
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Happy Sadman - 08/26/98 16:03:16 favorite color.: | Comments: Johnny says to his mom: I want to be a drummer when I grow up! Mom: But Johnny, you can't do both. |
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Bethany - 08/26/98 16:01:14 favorite group.: | Comments: Q: Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car? A: So they can park in the handicapped spot. |
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John Donson - 08/26/98 15:59:05 | Comments: Q:Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? A: So you don't have to retrain the drummers. |
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Hans AnFeate - 08/26/98 15:51:32 My Email:hf5@hundfleisch.com favorite group.: Bahlutmecuff | Comments: What happens when you cross breed a drummer with a chicken?........................Answer: A chicken who lives in his van, delivers pizza, and is aways standing on the front porch. |
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Robin Johnson - 08/26/98 15:40:19 favorite color.: bloo | Comments: A man goes to an exotic tropical island . As the boat nears the island, he notices the constant sound of drumming coming from the island. As he gets off the boat, he asks the first native he sees how long the drumming will go on. The native casts about nervously and says "very bad when the drumming stops." At the end of the day, the drumming is still going and is starting to get on his nerves. So, he asks another native when the drumming will stop. The native looks as if he's just been reminded of something very unpleasant. "Very bad when the drumming stops," he says, and hurries off. After a couple of days with little sleep, our traveller is finally fed up, grabs the nearest native, slams him up against a tree, and shouts "What happens when the drumming stops?!!" "Bass solo." |
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Craig Johnson - 08/26/98 15:37:08 favorite group.: Deadheads | Comments: What do you call a drummer with half a brain? Gifted. |
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Joe King - 08/26/98 15:32:05 | Comments: A drummer, tired from being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordian." The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay". |
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Kenny Maikit - 08/26/98 15:25:13 | Comments: How does a prostitute clear out her asshole? .................Answer: She drops him off at band practice. |
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Kenny Maikit - 08/26/98 15:22:31 My URL: favorite group.: Jackson 6 | Comments: What do you call a place where 5 sax players live? Answer.............A crack house. |
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- 08/20/98 04:57:09 | Comments: what do u call a guy with no arms and no legs who plays 11 instruments?................................... Answer: Stump the band. |
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Patty O'Furniture - 07/25/98 12:45:36 favorite color.: Balit Na Cogh | Comments: |
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Billy - 07/07/98 04:27:10 My URL:http://ranger.com My Email:cga5@hotmail.com Country: You want to be added to our e-mailing list? (Y,N): please recommended LINK.: balloons.com Enter the free tape raffle?(Y,N): favorite group.: Amish favorite color.: Circus blue | Comments: Does anyone have the e mail address of Scott Chtape? Please forward it. Thanks. |
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ted horton - 06/24/98 00:49:27 My URL:http://www.sinatra.com | Comments: how many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2. The tricky part is finding an extra large lightbulb with a mattress inside of it. |
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Allen Coholic - 06/23/98 02:59:58 My Email:whiskry.river Enter the free tape raffle?(Y,N): yes | Comments: ...this chicken struts into a restaurant and sits down, and starts reading the menu. Then the waitress comes over, sees the chicken and declares," Hey, we have a lot of menu items with your name in them." .......At this the chicken looks up puzzled and replies to the waitress, " Why would you have a so many dishes called 'Bob'?" |
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Matt Finish - 06/10/98 17:19:49 | Comments: Jazz cat walks into a diner and asks the waitress,"How is the apple pie today?" The waitress says," The pie is gone." The Jazz dude says, " Give me a piece of that crazy pie!" |
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codename: Ele Ktric Altape - 05/26/98 16:11:24 My URL:http://Sponge.effect Country: City You want to be added to our e-mailing list? (Y,N): favorite color.: dark white | Comments: I just had to write about an experience that seemed to cry out Gary Cleveland Guestbook material. Here's what happened: I was reading the paper, trying to figure out the spelling of Bilitnacoff for a crossword puzzle. Just then my parrot starting laughing, and I felt it was laughing at me. Enraged I reached for my revolver, when I realized my oath to The Natural Hunter, i. . "Handkill is the natural kill." So bare handed I exstinguished the parrot and, again according to my oath, I used every part,( even making a nice cigarette holder with the beak). After my parrot cobbler, I wiped my face and hands with a beautiful Mediev l hair napkin and drank a scrumptious Coffe con leche.(****). |
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ChivBivvy - 05/12/98 16:49:05 My Email:sdearnes@zoo.uvm.edu Country: USA favorite group.: Medfield High School Stage Band under the direction of Johnny Clegg favorite color.: Blood Sculpture Red | Comments: I'm having some fun now...never imagined one little search on WTTK would wind up here. xo |
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Ken D Yams - 05/03/98 19:13:17 favorite group.: Corn and the Tubas favorite color.: squid blue | Comments: I was busy making napkins out of hair which I learned in my medivel photograghy class at the Don Knotts Technical Institute when suddenly I realized there was nothing for dinner. So I hand-killed a double breasted nut hatch. |
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Ross Perrot - 04/24/98 23:18:09 Country: Texas, Austria | Comments: When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting? |
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- 04/23/98 21:53:12 | Comments: bulletnekopf, is that french? |
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Mike Hunt - 04/19/98 22:48:12 My URL:http://Hugh G. Rection.org My Email:Ben Dover @ anne Alca.nal Country: Richard Succor You want to be added to our e-mailing list? (Y,N): Ken U. Liquor favorite group.: Joe Baldgwen | Comments: When are you guys going to post some stuff on "Handkill, The Natural Hunter"? |
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- 04/10/98 23:44:12 My Email:smoke@hotmail.com favorite group.: Squid Jenkins | Comments: Hey, moron blitnekoff not blitnenoff. |
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space alien #1 - 04/08/98 14:15:27 My URL:http://www.ufo.com Country: | Comments: citizens of earth, the ship is hovering over the hotdog stand and the mustard is being sucked up via power-vac-beam. Don't try to escape...stay and enjoy a nice warm hotdog. Dont forget, they need ketchupn'. concentrate on your sausages, ...this gig is a "we gotta lay out and get tans " gig, sun tan oil, towels etc, so we need them, Hoagy is going to put them up and stick pieces of bread in them while rollerskating through the city with a mask on covering up a fake bea d and moustache. watch your backs. |
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john robinson - 03/31/98 08:42:28 My URL:http://www.kennyloggins.com My Email:jrobinson69(at)hotmail.com Country: belgium recommended LINK.: hillshire farms favorite group.: the primates favorite color.: masking tape beige | Comments: did you hear the one about the cannary who was flying too low? The cannary's owner asked it to please zip up it's trousers. Last night I went to dinner at Zwei Lisl's in Vienna on the corner of Neubaugasse and Burggasse in the 7th district. The wienerschnitzel there is supreme with a rating of $$$$1/2 on the euorpean coffee rating scale. There, you get a plate which is made ut of deep fried batter coated pork and then they pile the schnitzel on top of that. If you can't eat the whole thing, you are laughed out of the resturaunt and then riddled by screaming mimes swinging cushion-bats until the police come and arrest you fo resisting the mime attack. Mimes, here in Vienna, are holy, like pick-up trucks are in America. go sox! |
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ROBIN JOHNSON - 03/30/98 00:27:38 My URL:http://www.unfurled.com/ Enter the free tape raffle?(Y,N): YES favorite group.: CHEESE favorite color.: CHEESE | Comments: JUST HIT THE FLORIDA KEYS, AND HAD TO TELL YOU ABOUT A BEAUTIFUL COFFEE CON LECHE I HAD . A LITTLE CUBAN STAND ON WHITE STREET, , THIS IS COFFEE AT ITS BEST. $$$1/2 ON THE VIENNA SCALE. **** STARS OUT OF 5 N THE INTERNATIONAL COFFEE STANDARD. --CIAO, TIL THE NEXT CUP. |
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steve m - 03/28/98 21:05:41 Country: saturn favorite group.: the kelly family | Comments: In search of paul debnam: The first day in Wien is a glorious one. Ziemlich warm and gemuetlich(comfy). The feeling of the need to pinch myself every 5 minutes happens every minute. I want to review coffees. Cafe Museum - Melange....$$$ Cafe Ronacher - Melange.....$$ $=bad $$$$$=perfect hello. |
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Robin Johnson - 02/20/98 09:23:12 My URL:http://http://www.budweiser.cz/english/index.html Country: recommended LINK.: above Enter the free tape raffle?(Y,N): favorite group.: lozenge favorite color.: Deep lemon | Comments: see, there was one duck, and he was making a contest with other animals, I don't know... a rabbit, a monkey, and a kangaroo, and they give a big prize, I think ten millions crowns, to which one who can piss the most distance. And the duck he wins the test and he is the King, I mean the pee King; the pee King duck. |
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smathewson@hotmail.com - 02/20/98 03:34:15 Country: winter You want to be added to our e-mailing list? (Y,N): soft hair recommended LINK.: Kaesekrainer/scharf Enter the free tape raffle?(Y,N): leo favorite group.: I. Hurtz from Reading MA favorite color.: artichokes | Comments: There was this chicken, and her name was Barbara Quinn. And, she won a lottery jackpot of about 10 million dollars. She donated about half of it to a hospital in her town. The hospital in turn decided to name a wing of the hospital in her name: The Barbara Q. Chicken Wing. |
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daxe rexford - 02/18/98 04:45:55 My URL:http://www.snakefoot.com My Email:daxe@snakefoot.com Country: usa recommended LINK.: http://www.email.net/work-well-together.html favorite group.: I hate music favorite color.: clear | Comments: This website has major cultural importance. I will rub my head on the monitor, now. |