TABLE OF CONTEXT

Introduction..................................................3

Terms.............................................................3

Rules..............................................................4

Points(Single & Team Competition).........5

Competition Rules........................................6

Get Rid of It!................................................7

Wrap Up.......................................................7

Credits..........................................................8

BORKING
bor'king : (n) 1. a sound a chicken or other poultry continually make. (v) 1. fun with corn.
2. THE INTERNATIONAL SPORT OF SPEED AND STEALTH

INTRODUCTION

Simple put this game is dangerous. It should only be done by people who are wise and are mature enough to know the dangers of being caught and thus are cautious and wise enough not to get caught. User cation. Borking is illegal. It has to. You are taking something of someone without the permission of them. Stealing.

Since this has become such a part of my friendships it has become blurred and well, justified. So there.

I can not stress enough about how wrong this is. Don't do it! It's only going to cause trouble, but since you're going to do the exact opposite of what you were told I leave it up to you. Let yourself comprehend it.

Now that that is over, let's get to the fun of the game. Below are what appear to be the best set of rules and regulations for Borking. As with any game you may go on your own and modify, add, delete any of the rules you see fit though there are some below that I stress not to change. Just make sure that modifcations work and are safe to all.

TERMS

Here is a list of words and slang that are most commonly used in the sport of Bork.

"Ahhhhhh!!!" -a command to the shotgun that has not disengaged Stealth mode before taking off.

"Book!" -signal the beginning of a run.

Bork -the sport of stealth and speed. Taking corn from open fields.

Borking -action of the game. Another way of saying Bork.

Cafe Mocha -a tasty drink needed to keep awake and energy.

Drop-off -when a runner is left at the field and the car later picks the runner up.

"Fu-a-ah-a-ah!" -an expression when something goes wrong.

"Jees" handle -the handle on the side of the car you hold onto when the driver takes a turn way to fast.

Get Rid of It.! -Post game of Borking. See below for more details.

"Ske-daddle." -term used to inform runners that the run has begun.

Oldsmobile -the civilian Sherman tank.

Pinto -Screech!!!! "Ahhhhh, what!?!?" "Car.!"

(A) Run -a game round. Usually implies one night of game play.

Runner -a player.

Shotgun -person who is sitting at the steering wheel while the others are Borking.

Stealth mode -turning off all the lights to the automobile.

Tick-Tack -This is when you strip all the kernels into a bag and use these to toss in "drive bys" sense. Gang troubled areas players may not wish to engage in this.

Toss it! -a form of Get Rid of It!.

RULES

The things you need to know to become a Master Borker. Included are rules to be used in single or team competitions. (There are special team competition rules below.)

1. Teams are to comprise no bigger then four team members. (Any higher would make getting in and out of the car difficult.)

2. One car has at least to be a Pinto or an Oldsmobile.

3. No cars will be used with your name on the side. Very, very dangerous, and dumb.

4. For better stealth, keep the cars a dark color.

5. Only Bork at night. I can not stress this enough. It just doesn't feel right and it's quite easy to be spotted. This is one rule that can not be modified.

6. One team member must be at shotgun at all times. (Just in case.)

7. The team must pass through downtown Sandusky,

Ohio at any time during the run. If you can't, oh well.

8. Do not be spotted. Incredible as it may seem people do not heed this rule. This is another rule that should not be altered or deleted.

9. If you hear a dog, don't even think about Borking in that field.

10. If the area has any sort of supernatural or cult activity (known or unknown) do not Bork there. This is not really a rule but more of a precaution. One does just not want to stumble onto a gathering.

11. Go out clean, sober, and unarmed. (Borkers don't use drug. Friends don't let friends bork drunk. Throw down your guns, and pick up the corn!)

12. Drink one cup of Cafe Mocha before you go out and Bork.

13. Always know your location. Never get lost.

14. Never tell ghost stories while Borking. (Trust me on this one.)

15. If one does visit supernatural or cult active areas you must give a full report on what happened to me. Just don't tell the cult where I live or the supernatural creature where to find me. I really don't want to wake up with something hairy, tick-off, and hunger standing over me.

16. If engaged in a chase lose the other car. Unless it is the police then you stop quickly and (somehow) hide the ill gotten bork. Running from the police will only make it worse. (Think: O.J. Simpson)

17. Do not enter cemeteries. Something about walking around on people's eternal resting places kind of ticks them off. (Think: Poltergeist.)

18. Read Section GET RID OF IT! below.

19. A car. (Safe to say.)

20. A full tank of gas. Corn just doesn't stop that flashing 'E' light.

POINTS (SINGLE & TEAM COMPETITIONS)

This section helps decide who is the winner in single team competitions. Meaning just one group going out and compete against on another. Points are as follow.

-One point is awarded for each head of corn that is brought back to the car

-Five points are awarded for each stalk that is brought back to the car.

-A fourth of a point is awarded for each head of corn that is still on the stalk.

-Three points are subtracted from your total if the stalk is void of any corn.

-A bonus of three points is awarded if you are dropped off and them are picked up in the same area you were dropped off.

-A bonus of ten points are awarded if you are dropped off and are picked up on the other side of the corn field.

-All points are forfeited if you are caught.

-Carry bags are allowed only if everyone is in agreement with the usage.

-A maximum of three time is a carry bag allowed to be used during a run.

-Betting or competing can be stated between runners as long the whole team is aware of the bet and that the point value does not accede 15 points. Also it can not put the runner(s) in any sort of danger.

-If someone can spell "BORK" with found letter then there is a bonus of 15 points to the team. (Only used for competitions. See COMPETITIONS RULES below for more details.)

-Instant winner of the run if a runner borks corn from a husker. (Why?!?!?!?!?)

COMPETITION RULES

This section is for use if you ever wanted to have two or more teams going for a championship or competition. Below I will go through any modifications to the rules from single team competition(See above).

RULES

1. Do not babble outloud or have public organized sign-ups. That's just asking for trouble.

2. Have a place of meeting to tally up the totals from each team. A home or unused area. I must stress that you should have a "back door" to this place just in case. Do not, say, hold you gathering place at a middle school where the police can bottleneck you in.

3. Due to separation of teams, no betting inside each team is allowed. Betting between teams is allowed as long as all teams are in agreement and that the bet/competing was set before the run starts.

4. All other rules are in effect.

5. The Borking round shall continue until a specified time when all teams will meet at a specified place. There is a fifteen minute leeway. After that, the late team will begin to lose points.

6. No store bought corn. This can easily be noticed.

7. Since drop-offs can not be confirmed outside the team that did it, drop- offs are not allowed. Use your natural skill as a borker. Also with the heads of corn on the stalks (see POINTS (SINGLE) ) the heads of corn must stay on until it arrives at the gathering point.

GET RID OF IT!

This is what you may call the post game to Borking. This is of course, losing the corn you borked. There are a number of ways of getting rid of it. No points are rewarded for this section of the game.

1. Cook it. That's right, just go to someone's house and prepare yourself some corn-on-the-cob. Cation: I have been informed that there are two kinds of fields. Ones made for human consumption while another is for animal consumption. Some people in some areas may want to heed this warning.

2. Return them to the field. Not really stealing, just relocating.

3. Toss it! Simple. As you are driving around give one a toss out the window. Survey shows that it is amusing if you Toss it! in a friend or even an enemies lawn. Forming shapes and/or words is more funny. Cation: Do not Toss it! on a bridge with traffic passing underneath. Not only is that dangerous, it stupid. If you do such a thing you don't deserve to be called a runner.

4. Giving it back to the farmer.

5. Just keep them.

6. Get Rid of It all except one and use it as a trophy for the winning runner.

7. A human charity or feed it to animals that would have problem getting there own food.

WRAP-UP

Well, that's it. There is the game BORK. Hope you enjoy. Keep you eyes peeled for Borking: The Boardgame/Card game. So. On you're mark, get set, Bork!

Credit

Original Idea.......................Robert D. Robles & Friends
Editor.......................................Manuel Robles
Play tester...........................Manuel Robles

Teresa Ferner

Jeff Costello

Robert Robles & his posse
Special Thanks...............The farmers who didn't shot us as we play tested.

Jeff for showing such energy for the sport and taking me to see the angel.

Coffee Temptations for having such a great cup of Cafe Mocha.
Attention.............................Hey, hey, hey, hey! This is a humorous game. Though it is put in somewhat of a serious matter, do not think that it's o.k. to do it. Just because someone shows you how to hack into the Pentagon that doesn't mean that it's o.k. The author is not responsible for outcomes that might happen if you do choose to engage in the sport of Borking. A rights protected and all that. Just use your common sense.

Dedication............................To my brother Carlos and the every growing "We're Saved!!!!" movie library.

Done in conjuntion with....

Higher Flight Festive Dolphin and produced by...
Game Studios Publications Nicodemus Creations