But he and his wife don't have any cats

The Antifable of the Duchess

oh, they lead disgusting lives
A tale of the Nu Alice
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a human tapeworm
the stars have risen in the sky
On this day it was long ago prophesized a conquering child would come from a distant universe to put an end to this final iceage and restore primal CHAOS to the world.

After countless eons of waiting, The New Alice crashed through the Threshold naked and unarmed to conspire with the Duchess' children and defeat the Evil Empire by releasing the Great Old Ones from their countless eons of death-sleep.

before the great mirror

against the lord to be fat
tempted and fucked the female yetis in eden

One after another, she released the eldrich horrors and once they were all free she summoned the Goddess Eris to make
Cthulhu Meat Pie from the lot of them.

Mine is the house of pain

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a good hard slap in the faith the smiting of the elder gods by themselves sure ya don't wanna hit? it is oppposed(sic) to our conditioning, grandmother luscious mushroom salad