The Elvis Saga Page 3
In June of 1951, Elvis was visited in his cell by a swarm of cherubim which liberated him from his bondage and sent him on a kamikaze mission to find The Holy Graal.
The Elvii are executed: Elvis Aaron Presley did not die in any of these ways.
The Grail was located on the Mound of Magna Mater but Elvis was tricked by a trio of Starry Wisdom Temple Prostitutes into selling them the Grail in exchange for vibrant international stardom and a gradual but exciting suicide.
