LIBER DCCXVI

Cannibal Cannabis Buddha & the Evil Spirits

A Patriotick Tale of Terror

	It began with the untimely death of Cannibal Cannabis Buddha's ex-spouse, The Machine That Goes PING! Apparantly, while on an innocent walk through the woods, s/he was assailed by evil spirits and driven insane. S/He thought s/he was a mutant bathyscaphe and plunged into the icy waters of a shallow stream, causing her almost instant death. An autopsy revealed that s/he had written a suicide note onto a 5.25" floppy disk at the last moment. Cryptically, the message was:

AHA!
Cannibal Cannabis Buddha lept up into the air and almost came down on Dada who was lurking on the damp ground like only a piece of shit can lurk. Dada was one of Cannibal Cannabis Buddha's few close friends because Dada believed that even a cannibal wouldn't eat a rancid turd. Years later he would learn otherwise, but too late.

	The evil spirits lurked in the shadows of the old trees like only evil spirits can lurk. Cannibal Cannabis Buddha sense their presence. He poked his head up into an ancient hollow tree and the evil spirits pounced on him. One evil spirit reached into his upper abdomen and tore out his liver.
"Give me one good reason not to devour your liver and steal your soul and not only will I give you back your liver and set you free, but I will tell you who The Vagabond Lover is," said MaryLouise Marketplacefruitmolester, the evilest of the evil spirits.