Liber Trinitas Profanas

	Cannibal Cannabis Buddha was involved in a plot to kidnap the Old Alice. He was foiled by the VERY OLD Alice, who just happened to be an old acquaintance. She flew down his throat and lodged herself in his digestive tract. He tried to have this parasite removed, but the Fanatical Worshippers of Juan launched a Crusade/Jihad to stop him.
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