So Scared of Spiders!

She's so scared of spiders
and insects & snakes
Rodents and crawlies just give her the shakes
They'll crawl up her skirt and right into her hair
Oh why did God put such nasty things there?

She hates the outdoors
where the ground's so unclean
She loves fancy restaurants fit for a queen
She's got her a shelf full of chemical sprays
to wash all those nasty ol'germies away.

She lives to go shopping all day & all nite
in pursuit of a bargain that's shiny & brite.
For makeup and fashions and things that are fake
She's a cute little feminine bubblehead flake

She loves fluffy critters & cute little bunnies
She gives to World Wildlife occasional money
She buys their accessories to help save the world
She's an en-viron-mentally sensitive girl.


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