She hates the outdoors
where the ground's so unclean
She loves fancy restaurants fit for a queen
She's got her a shelf full of chemical sprays
to wash all those nasty ol'germies away.
She lives to go shopping all day & all nite
in pursuit of a bargain that's shiny & brite.
For makeup and fashions and things that are fake
She's a cute little feminine bubblehead flake
She loves fluffy critters & cute little bunnies
She gives to World Wildlife occasional money
She buys their accessories to help save the world
She's an en-viron-mentally sensitive girl.