For your reading pleasure!

Little Miss. Muffet needed J. Buffet

To take her virginity away

So he laid down beside her

And tried to quiet her

By kissing her blues away

If you go to a deli

And you fill your belly

Watch out

You might get citronelli

But, if you eat the jelly

And date a girl named Kelley

You may be safe from citronelli

Safe

Safe

Safe