This page will answer all of your many questions about the ToadMaster, or maybe you would just like to tap into the TMs massive vault of knowledge.
Q- How did you become the ToadMaster?
A-The lady of the lake raised a saber... No wait, that's not it. Umm, toads like me.
Q- Are you a toad?
A- Good question.
Q- Why the infatuation with toads? Are you some kind of pervert?
A- That's two questions.
Q- Is it true all toads are poisonous?
A- Yes.
Q- What kind of toad is your favorite toad?
A- Bufo Alvarus.
Q- What were you like as a tadpole?
A- Wet.
Q- Are toads good to eat?
A- No! Just licking.
Q- What is the true meaning of life?
A- Toads.
Q- Have you ever stuck a live toad down your pants?
A- Maybe.
Q- If a toad fought a badger, who would win?
A- Definitely the toad.
Q- How old are you?
A- Older than I used to be.
Q- Do you plan to run for president?
A- No. What a dumb question.
Q-Why?
A- Why not?
If you have comments or suggestions, email me at toadmaster@oocities.com
This page was last updated February 23, 1997.
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