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EXCLUSIVE PHOTO OF JEAN ANN AND BRAD PITT!!! CLICK HERE TO VIEW!!!
This page is being constructed to honor a good friend of CEO Matthew J. McCue, Jean Ann Garrish. She has been a long-standing fan of Mr. Pitt. Even though she has been denying her love since she even heard mention that Brad and Jennifer might get married--let alone these post-nuptual rumors about Ms. Aniston changing her stage name to "Jennifer Pitt," I still believe Jean Ann is a fan if only to irk Oscar Winner Gwynneth Paltrow.

She has denied her love from time to time, but only when in a corner like the good Simon Peter and his denial of Christ. Otherwise, Ms. Garrish has been true blue.

No official interview has ever been conducted with Jean Ann about her love for Brad Pitt and thus one shall take place right now between Matthew J. McCue, CEO of Equinox Ltd, and himself. He shall use the himself part of himself to say what he knows Jean Ann would have in his stead... i.e. in the place that she should be holding in this interview.

(Setting: A Hollywood Hill where Jean Ann sits pulled over, searching for the L.A. equivalent of KTU while she awaits Pitt to come carousing by in the Aniston mobile; it is her desire to follow him to a place where she can simply meet his eye. She is convinced this shall be enough to win his heart. McCue sits shotgun trying to get the small stickers of Jean Ann and her friends to hold their places on her dashboard despite the California heat.)

Matthew J. McCue: Jean Ann, may I call you Jean Ann?
Jean Ann Garrish: No.
MJM: I am going to anyway.
JAG:Bitch.
MJM: When was it that you first noted your love for Brad Pitt?
JAG: 1991.
MJM: Is it true that this was when you first saw his face on the cover of Tiger Beat Magazine?
JAG: Where did you hear that?
MJM: Is it also true that you have been a long subscriber to this journal?
JAG: Who told you that?
MJM: The Tiger Beat subscription office.
JAG: Oh.
MJM: So it is true?
JAG: Yes. (Then, under her breath) Bitch.
More to come...