She worships me, she says.
 I can walk on water. 
I can throw a baseball 
over a hundred miles an hour. 
I can speak six languages, 
and read a dozen more. 
I proved Fermat's Last Theorem, 
but my proof was too long, 
so I tossed it away. 
I can build a log cabin in a day, 
and tear it down the next. 
The presidents of our day 
rely on me for foreign policy advice. 
I can go from zero to sixty in 
four point eight seconds. 
And I can take my love's hands 
in mine and make her pulse race 
by sheer force of will. 
 Have I mentioned? 
She worships me, she says. 
 So (you may ask) why 
does she fasten my limbs down, 
and pass her fingers 
so dangerously across my face 
that I can feel the ridges of 
her fingerprints on the tip 
of my nose? 
Tighten her grip and play 
red light... 
green light... 
with my lungs? 
Make me close my eyes and 
shake my head in dread 
at the things she will 
convince me to do? 
Wrap me up, fool my eyes, 
and hold me in so tight 
that she can reach her hand 
inside my head and 
twist my mind around? 
 At last, all I have left is my 
whisper (and I whisper, 
if you really ask why, 
then you must be seeing 
a contradiction in terms, 
and I don't, 
and you mustn't). 
Copyright (c) 1997 {hamlet}Ophelia