Intelligent(in-tell-I-gent): If I was intelligent I would have known the people who said Senior year was fun were lying.

Alcoholic(al-co-ho-lic): It only took them three months to become raging alcoholics, good job.

Procrastinator (pro-cras-tin-at-or): I'm in this mess because I have too fucking much work, not because I'm a procrastinator.

Deprivation(de-priv-at-ion): Continued sleep deprivation is making me wonder if I'm going to have to kill. Again.

Wednesday(wed-nes-day): If I'm not done all my work by Wednesday, I may as well jump off a bridge.

Parallel (par-all-el): There's a parallel between wanting to go on vacation, and desiring parole from prison.

Aggravating(ag-gra-vat-ing): Stupid people are so aggravating, and there are a lot of them.

Immature(im-mat-ure): Amazing how some supposed adults, or at least 18+, can be so immature.

Aspiration(as-pi-rat-ion): It's my aspiration to get A's in all my courses this semester, and since I worked my ass off, it's a slight possibility.