Adorable Pictures of Ye Humble Narrator






This is a picture of me when I was two years old. I think that was the only 
time my face looked that cute. I did not speak English then but some mixture
between my own language and choking/puking. I also refused to sing Rudolph the 
Red Nosed Reindeer and had a obsession with the color yellow.






Here is where I started turning into the monster that I am today. Basically I 
just lived in my own imagination and was super sensitive a lot. But I really 
liked old black and white monster films and detective stories, so everyone 
thought I was happy. Being funny is just a mask of pain.






I have video of this and I move exactly like Radical Edward from Cowboy Bebop. 
It is hilarious. My body moves about very awkwardly. And I have awkward body 
porportions. I guess I am an awkward kind of guy.






An early Johnny Depp. The only time I look decent in a bandana. I just can't 
pull off very much fashion, not that I really want to either. I have long 
fingers. That was taken on my mom's 40th birthday. Later, she, with me sitting 
right next to her, opened up a gag gift full of condomints.






I love this picture. Well I love the whole video of me playing my uncle's 
keyboard. I was really into making music/noise when I was a child, but I hated 
listening to music groups and such. I'm more of the opposite today. Anyways, 
this was a really fun night of my life. I also was very flexible. Try and 
figure out how I got my leg in that position. (by the way, right afterwards, I 
did the same with my other leg, with the first leg pressing down on the keyboard.)






This was my 15 minutes of fame even though it really was only about 2 minutes. 
I am dancing with a boy from England in the school play based off of Alice 
in Wonderland you know that book written by a man who had sexual 
attraction to his neighbors nine year old daughter.






Actually this is a recent photo 3 years ago. I was really depressed. So I went 
sledding because Cincinnati had one of its few but awesome snow storms. I used 
an old cardboard box. I had a lot of fun that day. I've only played in the 
snow one other time since then. I think I like snow because it is so 
beautiful, but everyone is unhappy that it is snowing because it is cold and 
impedes going shopping or on dates.



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