Virtual Frustrations

I am electronically dispondent
I have no business waving my underpants around the information superhighway
Last night I watched my entire hard drive upload to an unknown source
Every last piece of information was molested, copied, raped as it were
Somewhere out there, Someone is looking at my nude photos of Joan Rivers,
Playing my outdated game of Jeopardy!,
I hate you Bill Gates
I hate you and your silly web browser