Bogus Scientific Theories

(Most of these theories were from an OMNI magazine competition in the 1980s.)

1. Why do we yawn, and why is
yawning contageous?
We yawn to balance the air pressure on our eardrums. But
balancing the air pressure on our own eardrums tends to
unbalance the air pressure on the eardrums of other people
nearby, so they have to yawn too, until the air pressure
on everyone's eardrums is OK.
2. Where do those piles of tyres
on the sides of some roads come
from?
Those tiny bits of rubber from skid marks will often gather
together to form new tires, which then roll to the side of
the road.
3. Why do socks often go missing
in a tumble-dryer?
The spinning action of a tumble-dryer creates a small vortex
into another dimension through which socks may easily pass.
Somewhere there's a dimension containing only socks.
4. Why are there so many fewer
paper clips on the desk than we
remember putting there, but so
many more hangers in the closet?
Unused paper clips will sometimes bond together to form new
hangers, and we may put them in our closets without realising
we're doing it.
5. Why are daylight hours longer
in the summertime and shorter in
the wintertime?
Because heat causes things to expand, and cold causes them
to contract.