THE APPLESHADE FILES

File Six

"Do you know what this is, Mr Frog?"

"I do sir. It is an extremely cute and thoroughly fluffy kitten. Called Biggles."

"Correct, sir. Would you care to hazard a guess why we are so fond of Biggles?"

"Would I be incorrect in directing my learned friend to my earlier answer, Mr Appleshade?"

"You would sir."

"Then pray tell, why are we so fond of Biggles?"

"I will demonstrate."

"Splendid. Is that cord connected to a mains outlet, Mr Appleshade?"

"A remarkably astute assumption, Mr Frog, and totally correct."

"And where does this cord..... aha..."

"Does this sight fill you with mirth, Mr Frog?"

"It makes me veritably giddy with glee, Mr Appleshade."

"Splendid."

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